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The Cranky Day, Real Talk
Bad-day energy hit like a freight train, and we decided to ride it—full throttle, zero filter, and just enough humor to keep the wheels on. We start before sunrise with the Apple Harvest fritter mission, a line that refuses to move, and the kind of small-town chaos that turns into family lore. From there we plunge into the noisy churn of social feeds, a headline spiral that somehow says a lot while telling us nothing, and the creeping feeling that scrolling offers connection without the comfort of being known.
We get honest about the middle-age shift—less patience, more pattern recognition, and the urge to bail on conversations that don’t go anywhere. Is it cynicism, or just wisdom with sore feet? We debate whether scrolling equals loneliness, how broken processes at work drain our empathy, and why the simplest systems—paperwork done right, lines that move fairly—can keep whole communities sane. There’s real texture here: the smell of fritters before dawn, the stress of a warehouse with no documentation, and a kid turning pastries into pocket money. It’s local and human in all the ways the internet can’t fake.
We even poke at the “prophecy” angle—The Simpsons, Back to the Future, E.T.—and ask whether pop culture predicts the future or just mirrors our anxieties so precisely that it feels like foresight. Either way, we land on the same truth: stories shape how we see the world. If our feeds train us to expect outrage, we’ll find it everywhere. So we practice a different habit—trade spectacle for substance, swap doomscrolling for a call or a walk, and keep one eye out for the little rituals that make life feel real again.
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Hey everybody, welcome to Saki Toomie. Hey everybody, it's Deto. Welcome back to Saki To Me, where we connect people to people, even if it means being pissed off at everything and anything in life, as I usually am. I'm here with T Bot.
SPEAKER_05:Hey, hey.
SPEAKER_01:We are here today and we are gonna talk about anything and everything that is bothering me. Because it's just one of them episodes. We're already late. We suck at being a group. Let's face it. Hey, don't put us into this particular pants tonight. Oh you got no idea what cranky pants is. East. This is as cranky as you will ever see me.
SPEAKER_05:Yay me.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_05:Why do I get stuck with you? Don't even start.
SPEAKER_01:Don't even start. God, I can't do this anymore. I can't. I won't. Today was one of those days where you just want to choke somebody.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah, I had those days too today.
SPEAKER_01:It doesn't matter who it is. It doesn't even matter whether you like the person, you don't like the person, it doesn't care. Just choke somebody. Just fucking chill them. Chuck them all day long. All day long, foot up a dog's ass.
SPEAKER_04:Wow.
SPEAKER_01:That's what today was.
SPEAKER_04:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:I did not care for today.
SPEAKER_04:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:I had to get out. I had to come home. I'm still not over it.
SPEAKER_04:That's quite apparent.
SPEAKER_01:I have not gotten over yet. And I'm okay with saying that. And you know what the craziest part was?
SPEAKER_04:Oh, tell us.
SPEAKER_01:I feel like everyone else felt the same way.
SPEAKER_04:I know I had a bad day too today.
unknown:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I think everybody did.
SPEAKER_04:I think it was is it a full moon? It's a full moon.
SPEAKER_01:It was a harvest moon.
SPEAKER_04:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:It was a harvest moon last night.
SPEAKER_04:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:And everything went awry today.
SPEAKER_04:That'll explain it.
SPEAKER_01:I was just so pissed. I'm still so pissed, and I just want to be pissed, and I just want to fucking piss the fucking piss out of pissed.
unknown:Oh.
SPEAKER_01:Wow. Yeah. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03:Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01:Bulls my skirt up. Wow. Tell you that for free.
SPEAKER_03:This is gonna be a great episode.
SPEAKER_01:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03:Wow. Jeez.
SPEAKER_01:You ever notice that everybody talks about everything but doesn't do anything? They don't say anything.
SPEAKER_04:What does that mean in getting away from the case?
SPEAKER_01:It's like they just regurgitate shit. He's like, shut the fuck up.
SPEAKER_04:Oh man.
SPEAKER_01:Oh man. And then your your feet is just filled with crap. Who cares about Mark Sanchez getting stabbed in the face?
SPEAKER_05:Well, we don't really know the whole thing.
SPEAKER_01:That was either sex or drugs.
SPEAKER_05:I will agree there's something definitely sketchy about what happened.
SPEAKER_01:The guy wouldn't blow him, so he stabbed him.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01:Either way, either way, Sanchez got poked.
SPEAKER_05:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:You know what I mean? Yeah. Seriously. Oh boy. That's what it boils down to.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. Well, he did, but I'm glad he's okay. He didn't die, but yeah, there's something sketchy about that whole thing.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Dance down something does not add up at all.
SPEAKER_01:Nothing adds up. And why is it such a huge thing?
SPEAKER_05:Because it's Mark Sanchez.
SPEAKER_01:I can't go down my feed without seeing stuff that sucks.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:What is the real shit?
SPEAKER_04:That's life.
SPEAKER_01:What's really happening? What is really happening?
SPEAKER_04:Well, there's an apple horse festival going on.
SPEAKER_01:Oh god. That's not what I meant.
SPEAKER_04:That's really happening.
SPEAKER_01:It is really happening.
SPEAKER_04:So you asked me. I gave you the answer.
SPEAKER_01:That's what started my day. I had to go get fritters, which are world famous, by the way.
SPEAKER_03:They are world famous.
SPEAKER_01:Apple harvest, world famous fritters.
SPEAKER_03:The best.
SPEAKER_01:They are worth the wait. They are absolutely delightful. Yep. And if you haven't had them, sucks for you. Because they're phenomenal.
SPEAKER_02:They are.
SPEAKER_01:They are just phenomenal. And if you haven't, do dude, go to Southern Connecticut. Yep. Get your Apple Harvest fritters right now. Just do it. Because that's what it's all about.
SPEAKER_04:Yep. Totally.
SPEAKER_01:But you go there at six o'clock in the morning, and these goofuses, they order like 36 dozen.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, yeah, they're not supposed to do that. That holds up the entire line.
SPEAKER_01:Holds up the entire line. Yep. And I get it. But they're supposed to call them in. And there's those should be made on a side.
SPEAKER_04:Toast. Right. Yeah, great.
SPEAKER_01:You should be churning these people out totally. Two dozen at a time. Yep. Two dozen at a time. Just keep going. Keep going. Move it along. Move it along. And my kid is so happy.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:That the apple harvest is here. And he's he's buying fritters. He's bringing them to school. I think he's selling them like they're drugs or something.
SPEAKER_05:So funny.
SPEAKER_01:He's like, I got him hooked, Dad. Dad, I got him hooked.
SPEAKER_04:That's awesome.
SPEAKER_01:He's like, oh, there you go, kid. So for a week of the year, you're gonna make some money?
SPEAKER_04:Exactly. Awesome. You should be a little entrepreneur.
SPEAKER_01:You should be wealthy by the time you're dead.
SPEAKER_05:I can't believe you didn't said that.
SPEAKER_01:35 minutes. Kids leave kids leave for school.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, that's a lot.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that's a long time.
SPEAKER_01:I mean, you don't even wait that long when you're actually at the festival and get in the line.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that's true. That's a long time.
SPEAKER_01:35 minutes is a long time.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And I'm like, son of a bitch, where is he? And now I park on a side where I can see through the booths, but I can only see certain people. And all of a sudden he all I see him and he goes, and I missed him. So then I see all these other people, and they're coming out. I'm like, what the fuck is this? Where the hell did he go? He comes walking with his two things, gets back in the truck. He's like, I don't know why he just wouldn't go for me, Dad. Dad, I don't know why you wouldn't just stay in line. Like, first of all, at six o'clock in the morning, I hate people.
SPEAKER_02:You hate them.
SPEAKER_01:And I certainly don't want to see anybody I know. So I don't want to talk to anybody. It's six in the morning and wait for these fritters, which are delicious. But I'm like, no, you want them, you go. I'm paying for them. You go get them.
SPEAKER_04:And you're so wonderful first thing in the morning.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, I am awful. I am awful. So, but that's how my day started.
SPEAKER_04:Okay. Right. All right.
SPEAKER_01:And then, you know, without getting into details, nothing went right after that.
SPEAKER_04:Yep.
SPEAKER_01:Not one thing. I was ready to lose it on friends, families, dogs, cats. Didn't matter. I was ready to just squeeze them by the neck.
SPEAKER_02:Oh shit, shit.
SPEAKER_01:So bad today. So bad.
SPEAKER_02:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And I couldn't it, but it wasn't just me. I was getting phone calls from all kinds of other people and text messages like today is such a terrible day.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I'm like, I know. I know. Please stop bothering me. It's awful.
SPEAKER_03:Yep.
SPEAKER_01:I don't need to know how bad your day is. My day is bad too. Dick.
SPEAKER_03:Wow.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, I was not happy. I was not happy. Then I come home, I'm trying to put together a podcast, and all I get is this stupid shit about Mark Sanchez everywhere. Who cares? The guy butt fumbled.
SPEAKER_05:Oh.
SPEAKER_01:He's definitely gay.
SPEAKER_05:God.
SPEAKER_01:Holy cow. Holy moly. You tried to get some sex from a trucker who's horny.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. Let's not. You don't even know that is even true. Why are you saying that?
SPEAKER_01:Who else holds up a fry oil truck?
SPEAKER_05:I don't know.
SPEAKER_01:Mark Sanchez? He didn't hold up the truck. He was trying to get laid.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god. I you know what? That's that is not the truth, I'm sure. Don't speculate that.
SPEAKER_01:I bet you I'm closer to the truth than anything on the internet is.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01:It's definitely sex.
SPEAKER_05:I don't think that easy button.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, because truckers truckers all over the road aren't doing just weird things like bathhouses and but Mark Sanchez isn't a trucker. Nobody's gay.
SPEAKER_05:What does that have to do with anything?
SPEAKER_01:He's looking for a trucker to bang him.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god. Can we change subjects, please?
SPEAKER_01:Okay.
SPEAKER_05:Thank you. Holy shit. Alright, so what really happened today? I know I had a shitty day, too.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, did you? Not really.
SPEAKER_05:Wow.
SPEAKER_01:Because it's just gonna depress me and maybe any more upset.
SPEAKER_05:We just had to hear about your 10-minute bad day.
SPEAKER_01:I'm the talent. You're just the the wingman.
SPEAKER_05:Ooh, okay. I see how this goes.
SPEAKER_01:Go ahead. If you want to tell us about your day, fine.
SPEAKER_05:No, it's fine. I guess.
SPEAKER_01:No, tell us all about it. I bet you sat at your house, worked on your computer, hated everybody that was not around you, you didn't have to talk to, got pissed, went and got your nails done, and then came over here and podcasted. That's pretty much what I think your day was like.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. Well, damn, I don't gotta say anything because you got it all wrapped up.
SPEAKER_01:Am I close?
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_01:Am I at least close?
SPEAKER_05:Well, kind of half of it is, but you don't really know what happened. I did talk to a lot of people today. I never was off the phone. My job was very, very, very stressful today. And there was stuff that came into the warehouse and had no paperwork. Yeah. No paperwork. Out! And then they were sending more things tonight with no paperwork. Everyone was flipping out. It's not how you run a warehouse. It's just not how you do it.
SPEAKER_01:So I do it.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it was a lot of stress.
SPEAKER_01:You know what else I don't have? What? A warehouse.
SPEAKER_05:No, you don't.
SPEAKER_01:I don't have a warehouse. Because if I did, I wouldn't. Because that's the way I would run it. And it would be awful. You can't. There is no common sense left in the world anymore. And I want to just punch people in the face sometimes.
SPEAKER_04:Okay. Just put them. Well then go ahead. See where see where that gets you. Bring them out.
SPEAKER_05:All right.
SPEAKER_01:Wow.
SPEAKER_05:Holy Christ. Can we let's like talk about something fun.
SPEAKER_01:Tell you that for free. What do you there isn't anything fun to talk about? That's the biggest problem. That's why we started this podcast right here, this episode right here, because there isn't anything fun. And what the fuck are we missing? What is wrong with life right now? That there's nothing fun. The only fun thing we can talk about, as far as I am concerned, is the Patriots beats the Bills.
SPEAKER_05:Oh god. That's it. Here we go.
SPEAKER_01:Other than that, forget it.
SPEAKER_05:It always comes back to your damn Patriots. Who gives a flying fuck? Seriously.
SPEAKER_01:Probably millions of people. I don't think it's millions of people, but it's millions and millions of Patriot fans. Okay.
SPEAKER_05:Slightly exaggerated, but okay. We're not gonna talk about my giants though, so go ahead.
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. It's just I can't take scrolling anymore. And it's like the more I scroll, the lonelier I get. Do you know what I mean?
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:It's like, what is this all about? What is going on? And why aren't people talking about it more? Like, why is it so lonely to just sit there and scroll on your phone?
SPEAKER_05:I don't think it's lonely.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, it's definitely lonely.
SPEAKER_05:So you're saying everyone who scrolls on their phone is lonely?
SPEAKER_01:Well, look at it this way.
SPEAKER_05:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:If you are out there on social media, right, people are gonna comment and say things that may be bad, maybe good, who knows? God forbid you're on a dating site and somebody finds out, right? It's like now you gotta explain it. And it's like, so it's like just keep to yourself, and all you do is put your head down, look at your phone, and scroll. You're fucking lonely. You're lonely. Otherwise, you wouldn't you wouldn't even be on there.
SPEAKER_05:Or you just don't want to butt into anyone's business and you want to mind your own.
SPEAKER_01:Because you're lonely.
SPEAKER_05:No, I don't I don't think that's true.
SPEAKER_01:No, it's 100% true. No, it's not, and nobody wants to. People would rather just sit in their room with their jammies on, in their bed, snuggled up with a hot blanket.
SPEAKER_05:That sounds really good.
SPEAKER_01:Lonely bitch.
SPEAKER_05:No, sir. Sometimes people like to be by themselves, they don't need to be on point 24-7. Look, it and if they want to scroll on their phone, it doesn't mean they're lonely.
SPEAKER_01:I'm the world's biggest introvert. You would never know it.
SPEAKER_05:No, you would never know.
SPEAKER_01:You would never know it by talking to me yourself.
SPEAKER_05:That is a true story.
SPEAKER_01:I want to be left alone. I know. I hate people. You piss me off, and I just get angered, and then I do something stupid. That's true. Seriously.
SPEAKER_04:That is true.
SPEAKER_01:And all I want to do is sit in my house and do nothing. Watch TV.
SPEAKER_05:There's nothing wrong with that. Doesn't it?
SPEAKER_01:Scroll. That's loneliness. No, it's not.
SPEAKER_05:No, it is not. Everyone needs to have their own private time. I want everyone who Harley, hear me out. I don't want anybody around. That's fine. I hate you all. No, you really don't hate us all. So that's a really big, broad statement.
SPEAKER_01:I have a large dislike for most of you.
SPEAKER_05:That is a lie, also. Okay. So I don't know what who you were trying to prove, what you're trying to say here. It's a bunch of bullshit. Anyway.
SPEAKER_01:I love these fake friends that are on my podcast. Not my podcast, but on my uh social media and stuff. Like, you don't even know who I am. I just I basically just click on you because you're hot.
SPEAKER_05:That's true.
SPEAKER_01:Like, if you go through my friends right now, they're all hot chicks. I don't even know them. I don't even know who they are. Never spoke a word to them. Never said anything.
SPEAKER_05:That is true because I watched you do it.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, it's like stupid. No, y'all, you're you're around the area and you're good looking.
SPEAKER_05:So there were qualifications too to that. I think you made up some kind of stuff. I had a friend.
unknown:Right.
SPEAKER_01:I've never spoken a word to you. Why are we even friends on Facebook? What the shit? This whole world is going to hell in a handbag.
SPEAKER_05:It is not.
SPEAKER_01:Is it listen? And we're missing something, by the way. We are missing something.
SPEAKER_05:Let's go. We are. What are we missing?
SPEAKER_01:I don't know. Oh. I'm trying to figure out.
SPEAKER_05:I thought you're gonna follow that up with something.
SPEAKER_01:No, I I'm gonna follow it up. I'm saying to you now, I will figure out what the fuck we're missing. Oh boy. It's something we're missing. It's gonna be huge. It's probably like a war or some shit is coming.
SPEAKER_05:People grab your popcorn. This ought to be good.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, sit by your sit by your uh radios. Because you know, we have such a fucking pristine schedule. Because you're because you're all every Tuesday, no matter what. Can't even get anybody in the studio to sit down and record with me.
SPEAKER_05:That is a lie. That is a bold-faced lie.
SPEAKER_01:I want to say this out loud right now. I want anybody out there that's listening. If anybody is listening, which I know you are, but I want to go on a radio show or another podcast or something. I want to be invited, I want to be contacted, I want to know, I want to go out there, and I want to bring my talents to South Beach.
SPEAKER_05:Holy shit, people like LeBron.
SPEAKER_01:But I've been but I've been watching. So here we are, here we are in Connecticut, and we have this one radio station, 95-7.
SPEAKER_02:Yes.
SPEAKER_01:And Courtney's on there every morning.
SPEAKER_02:Yes.
SPEAKER_01:And they keep doing this second day update. Yes, I saw it. They do, they do something, they do another one, like I forget what it is. I want to be, I want to be, I want to be the that Jeff guy.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, yeah, he's funny.
SPEAKER_01:As they do it, oh man, he's like, I'm like, Jeff, come on, step it up. Step up your game here, pal.
SPEAKER_05:Come on, step up your game. It's actually pretty funny.
SPEAKER_01:I want to go on there and I just want to be, I want to call in.
unknown:Oh god.
SPEAKER_01:I just want to call in and talk to Courtney.
SPEAKER_03:Oh my god.
SPEAKER_01:On that thing. Come on, let me be on the second date update thing. This is funny. I got I got questions and I got answers that are already answered. What the heck can the worst thing is, the more I look at it, the more I I watch like that one, the more of them pop up. Oh yeah, they all do now.
SPEAKER_05:I did the same thing.
SPEAKER_01:How fucking lame.
SPEAKER_05:No, it's just because you're it's lame. It's not lame.
SPEAKER_01:You're you're ripping it off. You can't even come up with your own shit.
SPEAKER_05:Well, I guess.
SPEAKER_01:Come on.
SPEAKER_05:Well, that goes to the scrolling people because they're losers. Is that what you said? People that scroll are losers.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, no, I said they're lonely. I didn't say they're losers.
SPEAKER_05:Sorry, wrong L word. They're lonely.
SPEAKER_01:You have to understand what you're saying because when you say things like that, you will sound goofy.
SPEAKER_04:No, sir.
SPEAKER_01:You just did.
SPEAKER_04:No, I didn't.
SPEAKER_01:They're not losers. They're lonely.
SPEAKER_04:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:So there's a huge difference there.
SPEAKER_04:Is there?
SPEAKER_01:Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Okay. What's the difference?
SPEAKER_01:People that are lonely are not losers.
SPEAKER_05:Okay, but why do you make them why are they lonely then? Why do you think they're lonely?
SPEAKER_01:Because they're scrolling.
SPEAKER_05:Because they're scrolling. That makes them lonely because they're scrolling. Back to what I was saying before.
SPEAKER_01:They are lonely because people are becoming detached more and more and more and more. People are just becoming detached.
SPEAKER_05:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:And dude, why aren't you on a dating website? You're a beautiful woman. How come you're not out there? I don't want to deal with losers. So shut up. That's exactly why. That's why they're lonely. That's exactly why they're lonely. That's why they're scrolling.
SPEAKER_05:Uh well, I guess I'm gonna do a difference of opinion on that one.
SPEAKER_01:What are you gonna do? Go out at our age and try and find somebody that doesn't have baggage?
SPEAKER_05:Everyone has baggage.
SPEAKER_01:No shit. Who wants to deal with it?
SPEAKER_05:Well, I don't know. It depends on what it's like. That's not true. That's not true at all. Depends upon the baggage.
SPEAKER_01:It doesn't depend upon the baggage. Of course it does. Nobody wants to deal with that shit.
SPEAKER_05:What what kind of baggage are we talking about here?
SPEAKER_01:I I don't know. It depends. It goes from person to person. I don't know what baggage we're talking about. Well, you But you just said everybody has baggage. And nobody wants to deal with it.
SPEAKER_05:I didn't say that.
SPEAKER_01:I got my own baggage. I don't expect anybody to want to deal with this shit. Do you know what I mean? True story. So?
SPEAKER_05:True story.
SPEAKER_01:Nobody wants to deal with this nonsense.
SPEAKER_04:Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01:I'm like, I gotta get my shit together somehow. And by the time I do, I'll be dead.
SPEAKER_04:Oh, that's that's great. Good future for you.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah, this is my life now.
SPEAKER_04:Oh boy.
SPEAKER_01:Basically, I'm living my life in reverse.
SPEAKER_03:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:I had the good time up front, and now it's time to just sit here and die.
SPEAKER_03:Wow. Well, hey, Christ knowing you, I guess.
SPEAKER_01:That's life.
SPEAKER_03:It's been real.
SPEAKER_01:It's like, go ahead, take everything from me. I'm gonna die anyway.
SPEAKER_05:Wow. We are like really in a real rut tonight. I got stuck with you. I told you. Damn it. I warned you. I've been away for 10 days. I don't need to come back to this shit. Holy cow.
SPEAKER_01:I legit told you before you even came in here.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god. Yeah, but this I thought you would kind of grab, you know, get out of it slowly, but you are just like sinking and keep you keep going. Holy cow. Come on, snap out of it.
SPEAKER_01:Okay, how?
SPEAKER_05:I don't know. Figure it out.
SPEAKER_01:Where's my slim gym?
SPEAKER_05:There is one in the kitchen.
SPEAKER_01:There is one in the kitchen.
SPEAKER_05:Proved your ass wrong.
SPEAKER_02:You can't.
SPEAKER_01:It's like here we are debating this, and you it's like I'm I'm surprised we get along as well as we do talking about this stuff. Because it's like cancel culture is so huge. It's like, dude, that Mandela effect.
SPEAKER_04:Oh yeah. You know that?
SPEAKER_01:Whereas Tony Tigers Tony Tig Tony the Tiger's nose was black.
SPEAKER_04:Yes.
SPEAKER_01:Now it's blue.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:But it was black.
SPEAKER_04:Right.
SPEAKER_01:And growing up, it was black. Don't fucking lie to me. And don't tell me that there wasn't a cornucopia on the fruit of the loom's underwear.
SPEAKER_04:There was totally a fuck ball on there. Fuck off.
SPEAKER_01:You know what's next? Is the S in like realize. Oh, that's stupid. It's coming because A I can't spell. Absolutely stupid. I'm getting fucking tired of it. Yeah. And they're gonna at some point they're gonna tell us, no, realize was always spelled with an S.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that's not true.
SPEAKER_01:No, it wasn't.
SPEAKER_05:No, you just pull up a Webster's dictionary because they can't throw those things away because they're like hard copies.
SPEAKER_01:Or surprise.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, yeah, that's another one.
SPEAKER_01:No, it's got a Z in there.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it does.
SPEAKER_01:You watch. Oh, I believe that. Correct. Z is gonna be like Pluto, the planet. They're just gonna be pretend like it never existed. Oh, Pluto's not really a planet, it's just a ball of gases.
SPEAKER_05:Oh gosh.
SPEAKER_01:Oh, Z never really existed. We use that for Ozarks or anything like that.
SPEAKER_05:How do you spell that one?
SPEAKER_01:O-S-A-R-K-S.
SPEAKER_05:Osarks?
SPEAKER_01:Ozarks. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05:Wow.
SPEAKER_01:Well, most losers spell loser with two O's.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, that is.
SPEAKER_01:If you spell loser with two O's, you're a fucking loser. I'm sorry. That's the only way I can go.
SPEAKER_02:I can't.
SPEAKER_01:I can't. Yeah. I got I'm on one today. I'm on one today.
SPEAKER_04:Oh man.
SPEAKER_01:I can't take this shit anymore. I can't. I won't.
unknown:Oh god.
SPEAKER_01:Blue my skirt up.
SPEAKER_05:Oh man. Jesus. What the hell is happening?
SPEAKER_01:Everything. You know, I was thinking about it. I feel like this is what middle aged actually is. You just feel like the world just falls on top of you.
SPEAKER_05:That's not true.
SPEAKER_01:No, it is true. It's 100% true.
SPEAKER_05:Listen, everyone has bad days.
SPEAKER_01:No, I know that.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, okay.
SPEAKER_01:I'm talking about middle aged, not today.
unknown:No.
SPEAKER_01:Middle aged is about 40. 40 to 50. Somewhere in that area.
SPEAKER_05:Uh yeah, give or take, right.
SPEAKER_01:And the entire world begins to you feel like the entire world begins to fall on you.
SPEAKER_05:No, it's because you just lose more patience because you've seen a lot in your in your age and you're like, I can't deal with this crap anymore. So we're all idiots and jerks. Like that's pretty much what it comes down to. So it doesn't the world isn't coming crapping down, calling crapping down on you. I think it's just the fact that like I have no patience for anybody. So that means maybe that's why everyone comes out and says that every single day that passes in my 40s, yes, I feel more and more in tune with Michael Douglas and falling down.
SPEAKER_01:That was a good movie. It was. He just lost his shit. Well, he he should have. And now I'm understanding, like, holy shit. And then you ask yourself, is are they telling us what's real? And we just don't understand it. It's like Hollywood has been telling us things for years and we don't listen. We just take it as entertainment. Oh my god. Oh my god, that was great. Yeah. And next thing you know, it's fucking happening.
SPEAKER_05:Holy shit, balls. Well, give me an example of that.
SPEAKER_01:I can't right now.
unknown:Okay.
SPEAKER_01:I have a bunch of them.
SPEAKER_04:Okay. Just something that doesn't come to the top of your head right now.
SPEAKER_01:Well, no, Matt Groening does. His his whole time traveler persona. Okay. He does it. There are things that have been done that have been called. Like even in Back to the Future, when they they figure the Cubs are gonna win in a certain year. Oh it's like, wow, what the fuck? How do you know this? And it's like you don't see it as it's happening. But then afterwards you have to look back and you're like, what? It's like, were they telling us this? And there's a lot of things that happened, and I can go on and on. And once I put all my I wasn't ready for this, this isn't on my notes, so I don't really know. But there's just two points.
SPEAKER_05:Right.
SPEAKER_01:That I'm like, seriously, Simpsons have nailed it.
SPEAKER_05:Oh, right.
SPEAKER_01:For years.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:And I you gotta, you gotta sit there and you gotta be like, what's going on with this guy?
SPEAKER_05:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:Right? But then there's there's just all kinds of other things that Hollywood has done over the years. Yeah. Like even with E.T. The extraterrestrial, right? There's aliens.
SPEAKER_04:Of course there's.
SPEAKER_01:Like, were they trying to tell us something without us knowing?
SPEAKER_03:Could be.
SPEAKER_01:You know what I mean? Could be. It's like how much does art imitate life, or does life imitate art? That whole debate right there starts and ends the fact that it is real.
SPEAKER_04:Yeah.
SPEAKER_01:It's real.
SPEAKER_04:No, I agree. I totally 100% agree.
SPEAKER_01:It's like somebody knows something, somebody has a plan for something. I don't know who or what, but Jesus Christ, it does crazy.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, it seems a little far-fetched, but you're correct. It's just too many weird things that happen that add up to weird things.
SPEAKER_01:Too many weird fucking things.
SPEAKER_05:Right. Right. Agree. 100% agree.
SPEAKER_01:So I don't know. We are getting to the end though.
SPEAKER_05:Well, I hope your day, the rest of your day, asshole. Yeah, okay, we've got that. We understand totally. You spent the whole time.
SPEAKER_01:Then why are you yelling at me?
SPEAKER_05:All I said was I hope I was gonna say hope your day in the rest of your day goes better. Whatever's left of it.
SPEAKER_01:I gotta hire a hooker.
SPEAKER_05:Oh my god, take that out of the podcast.
SPEAKER_01:No, I'm gonna leave it in there because it's funny. I'm not really gonna hire a hooker. Because that would just first of all, I wouldn't even know where to get a hooker.
SPEAKER_03:Oh, thank god. I wouldn't know where to find one. That's the one reason they're holding you back.
SPEAKER_01:Yeah. It would take me like three days to get one. By then I'd be like, I'm over it.
SPEAKER_05:You never take too much time. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03:I lost patience. Sorry.
SPEAKER_01:Sorry, I'm asleep. Sorry. No. Maybe next weekend. Do you like fritters? I'm an idiot. Yes, you are. All right, we are at the end of it.
SPEAKER_04:Oh no.
SPEAKER_01:So after all that.
SPEAKER_04:After all that.
SPEAKER_01:After my entirely horrible, incredibly bad day, I have to go outside and watch the stupid fucking Yankees.
SPEAKER_05:Yeah, you did make that kind of a thing.
SPEAKER_01:This is my f night hair anyway. We did get this up. I'm gonna edit this now. I'm gonna put it up, and we're gonna go. So to everybody out there, T Bot, thanks for being here.
SPEAKER_03:No problem.
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