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Sockeytome
The Chance To Take On 100 Or More
What drives a podcast to reach 100 episodes? For the hosts of "Sockeytome," it's their unwavering commitment to authentic conversation and willingness to discuss topics others won't touch.
In this milestone celebration, Detto, T-Bot, and Keebler (minus Casey who couldn't make it) reflect on their journey through candid banter and genuine reflection. The trio explores what has kept listeners tuning in—their vulnerability, honesty, and ability to tackle uncomfortable subjects with unexpected tact.
"I got it off my fucking chest because it was haunting me," Detto reveals about his favorite episodes where he shared personal life stories. This raw openness exemplifies what has made the show resonate with a growing audience from Cleveland to Germany. Their recent episode on "Hot Wifing" generated numerous thank-you emails from listeners who appreciated their candid approach to a taboo topic.
Between the serious moments, lighthearted stories abound—from Keebler's epic softball injury ("I went down like a ton of bricks") to a hilarious golf course anecdote involving an unfortunate bee sting "between holes one and two." These moments of laughter balance the deeper discussions, creating an experience that feels like eavesdropping on friends at a bar.
Looking ahead, the hosts tease an upcoming guest appearance that promises to be "unreal" and potentially "set the tone for the next 100 episodes." Their enthusiasm for the future is palpable as they continue their mission to connect people through honest conversation.
Head over to Sockeytome.com to subscribe, send episode suggestions, or join the community that's helped this authentic podcast reach this remarkable milestone. Here's to 100 more episodes of keeping it real!
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hey, everybody, welcome to sake to me hey everybody, welcome back to sake to me, the 100th episode, episode. This is where we connect people to people, and now we're going to show you how we did it. For 100 episodes, I got T-Bot here. Hey, hey, and welcome back, keebler.
Speaker 3:Hey everybody, How's it going?
Speaker 2:The man of mystery. The international man of mystery. We are back. We made 100 episodes. This is officially the 100th episode, as said by Buzzsprout.
Speaker 4:That is awesome.
Speaker 2:You guys are just fucking kidding me.
Speaker 3:How the hell did we make it this far?
Speaker 2:That's what we're going to get into. Let's go back and see how we fucking did it. Maybe it's just my stupidity.
Speaker 1:I can't stop, I can't stop.
Speaker 3:I can't stop. Okay, Patrick Star, Listen here. Spongebob.
Speaker 2:But yeah, we made it to 100. And you and I were talking about it.
Speaker 4:Yep.
Speaker 2:Because I hadn't looked it up.
Speaker 4:No right.
Speaker 2:But I knew we were close.
Speaker 4:You did yeah.
Speaker 2:And then, when I looked it up, this is actually officially the 100th episode.
Speaker 3:So I've only missed.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go ahead. Shout out to Casey. We are missing Casey. She had stuff to do. She couldn't make it today and that sucks, but she'll be back for other episodes.
Speaker 3:Hey Casey.
Speaker 2:Hey Case.
Speaker 3:So how the fuck did we get here? I have no idea, but I know it.
Speaker 2:Blind faith.
Speaker 3:Blind faith is one, tolerance of you is two. That's number three, four and five. Okay, complete ignorance and or stupidity. D-bot and I have put up with a lot of shit, no shit.
Speaker 2:Would you guys knock it off? I am literally the best thing that ever happened to you two.
Speaker 4:You do know there's two of us and one of you. You're screwed this episode. Oh yeah, Well, let's see. You know what let's put it out there right now.
Speaker 2:Let's see, you know what. Let's put it out there right now. Let's see how well we can do with this, oh here we go. Let's let the listeners figure out who wins me or you guys All right, all right.
Speaker 3:He is known as the prophet.
Speaker 2:I am the prophet. I got us to 100, didn't I One?
Speaker 3:thing I've known. Yeah that's one thing I've learned, and the fans are the other. Nope, the creature. Who the hell is the creature Tag? You do me See, I learned something new today. You did Yep, did not know that, yep.
Speaker 2:He's the only other one that has been on every single episode.
Speaker 3:Oh, my good lord, I was holding out for a contract extension.
Speaker 2:Yeah well, you're going to have to beat him. Where's he now? He's at the movies.
Speaker 3:Is he really? Yeah, we should have had him on here. We get another headset.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly, all right. So I want to thank all the listeners and the subscribers and the guests and everybody. I mean, we've only had what?
Speaker 3:two or three guests.
Speaker 2:But this is big news. I'm in the works to push this to a different level and there's a guest that may or may not be coming on. I think it looks like it will be a go. Stay tuned. I'll have more information when I actually lock it down and all that, but it will be riveting.
Speaker 3:Epic, Epic. I was just going to use that word. Epic Love it.
Speaker 2:It will be.
Speaker 3:So we're going to have to wait. Yeah, because I haven't locked it down yet, what the hell. But it looks like it's pretty much. Looks like we're still bottom feeders.
Speaker 2:Yeah right Jeez.
Speaker 3:Second class individuals, what the fuck? So here, my language is bad today. I want to thank the haters too. Oh, love them, Gotta, love them, gotta, love them. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 2:Here's a true story. What do we got? I agree, here's a true story. What was it? The last episode? No, two episodes ago? Was it Hot Wifing? Yep, right, two or three, it might have been three. At this point I don't even know. But anyway, we were doing the Hot Wife episode and I've gotten so many emails and people are like thank you for talking about this.
Speaker 3:Thank you for opening this up, like it's been open for a while, exactly.
Speaker 2:They claim that we did it with some sort of tact, I guess, which I lack completely.
Speaker 4:I'm like you, tact, that's not even the same sentence together. No kidding, no, definitely not.
Speaker 2:Hey, I'm as miffed as you guys are. You have no couth at all.
Speaker 3:Fuck you Zero. See my point taken.
Speaker 2:I walked into a restaurant the other day and asked them where the gangbang was.
Speaker 4:Jesus, I believe it. Yep, there you go. What an ass, totally oh shit.
Speaker 2:But the stuff coming up that I was just talking about. We on this podcast are trying to connect people to people. That's what this whole thing is about Trying to say things that most people won't talk about or don't talk about. I just want to put it out there. It's like I will talk about anything, I don't care. It's like yeah, I got saggy balls, whatever it is, you know, I mean, or I, I'm missing a nut or something. Why are you talking about that?
Speaker 3:you know, I got problems down there I, I'm targeting you there, pal.
Speaker 4:Glad I'm out of this one.
Speaker 3:Poor Mrs Keebler. She's been icing them. That's awesome. Just to fill everybody in, I had double hernia surgery two weeks ago.
Speaker 4:That's why he hasn't been on.
Speaker 3:That's part of the reason Right. Also a contract extension.
Speaker 2:He's very new. Two of me there you you go like hernias one for me but. But the segment is going to come up and it'll probably be one, maybe two or even three episodes with this guest. That's coming on okay and, uh, it is intertwines with everything we've already talked about. It goes deep and it will be awesome. Yeah, that's cool. I can personally relate to it. Yep, what he or she is going to have to say is going to be unreal.
Speaker 3:Yeah, unreal.
Speaker 4:Yep, yep.
Speaker 2:Do we?
Speaker 4:know this guest or I do not no.
Speaker 2:None of us do. That's why it's not locked down yet. Really Okay, it's in the works.
Speaker 3:Where's he getting this guest from? Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2:We'll talk about it later. All right, talk about it later let's talk about your resurrection in softball. We'll talk about that quickly because we have to get on with the show. All right, we were talking about it earlier, before we started. Yes, we were, and.
Speaker 3:I told you it out of the way.
Speaker 4:That's awesome, Keebler.
Speaker 3:All right, boom one for Keebler, yes.
Speaker 2:Keebler. How long did we play softball together?
Speaker 3:You and I personally probably 15, 20 years.
Speaker 2:How many times did I get hurt?
Speaker 3:I don't, maybe once. I think seriously hurt Like you got hit in the head.
Speaker 2:I got hit in the head, I got dropped, yeah, and even after that I was back.
Speaker 3:I mean maybe little knick-knack type things, but nothing major.
Speaker 2:I had cut the tip of my finger off that day and then drove to Rhode Island and played all weekend. Oh wow, one weekend yeah yeah, like I didn't quit, yeah, and you won't be able to test, but anyway, casey was there. Second game back. Oh boy, here we go. Second game back. I hit a double right down the line.
Speaker 3:I'm rounded first so wait, was it really a double? Or was it a single and you thinking it was a double?
Speaker 2:no, it was a double okay, because the left fielder was nowhere near it and I was at first base so I had a no problem yes, and I went to turn and take the turn at first. Oh Sniped Been there. Sniped. I went down like a ton of bricks.
Speaker 3:Really.
Speaker 2:Yes, white flashes in my eyes Supernovas, not like stars. It was like I thought my eyes popped out of my fucking head.
Speaker 3:So when was this? A couple weeks ago, or.
Speaker 2:Oh God, yeah, it had to have been off four or five weeks ago.
Speaker 3:We have a black and blue to show.
Speaker 2:Not now.
Speaker 3:Oh it was, it was Okay, that was legit then.
Speaker 2:Yes, and I went down and I laid there and it was like, oh my God, Were you near the bag? I think my foot might have been touching it, Touching it so they couldn't call me out. But they're like are you all right? They're like are you all right? I'm not really sure right now, I just lay there, yeah.
Speaker 3:I remember that happened to me once Rounding third base. It was nowhere near the bag. I said just tag me out so I can have somebody carry me off the field please. Well, I got a little walked off, you did, yeah, oh no, I had Doobie and Dibble carried me.
Speaker 2:Literally it was a double header. I played the second game. They took me out for the rest of that game that was. That was my first at bat, so it's probably the second inning you end up playing the next game yeah percocet viking and beer.
Speaker 3:Nothing, nothing, no, okay, yeah, I'm just checking, that's so you know what you left out there?
Speaker 2:what's that real man?
Speaker 4:oh my, gosh well, I had a friend anyway. So I had a friend there who saw the whole thing and she texted me. She goes, he just face-planted.
Speaker 1:Really I was so.
Speaker 4:I should have been there. I'm like bummed, I missed the whole thing. I probably would have laughed my ass off.
Speaker 2:Oh, without a doubt.
Speaker 4:And I'm laying face down in the dirt and everybody's looking at me and they're like you all right I'm like I'm not sure yet which, which led to weeks of like I can't walk, I can't walk no, that's not what it was.
Speaker 2:Oh my good, say it properly or don't say it at all, go ahead.
Speaker 4:I mean it was black and blue, it was bad.
Speaker 3:Remember mine was from my, from my ass cheek to the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 2:That's how bad mine was mine was from my ass cheek to the bottom of my foot.
Speaker 3:That's how bad mine was, mine was from my butt cheek to my knee, to your knee, yeah, and the colors are amazing.
Speaker 4:Oh, they're so pretty, they're so pretty.
Speaker 2:No, this is how you know I was really hurt. I don't bruise.
Speaker 3:I don't bruise that easily. You're going to bruise with that? Oh yeah, without a doubt, if I bruise, I got hurt, I got literally hurt.
Speaker 2:Anyway, that was the story. All right, that's our softball stuff. So a little precursor to that. I haven't played in two years. Right, I was so excited to be called back.
Speaker 3:Okay, let's go. Boy oh boy, Do you?
Speaker 2:underestimate yourself or overestimate yourself. I can still do this.
Speaker 4:Nope your body's like nope, fuck you. I found out what happened. He texted me and I go did you warm up? You haven't played in like two years. Did you warm up?
Speaker 3:Yeah, of course not I can just get back out there.
Speaker 2:In traditional Dedo fashion. I rolled in there two minutes before the game Absolutely.
Speaker 3:Who's got time to warm up. Sounds totally right, true story.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 2:What a jackass. That was a heartwarming story for everyone.
Speaker 1:Let's get back to the show. Let's get back to the 100th episode.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's get back to the hundo.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Sammy, J Cheers to you girl.
Speaker 4:Sammy J.
Speaker 2:For supporting up with us. I don't know how she does it. I don't either. I'm very thankful.
Speaker 3:Ham, you too Ham hi Sammy we probably lost Ham probably 50 episodes ago nah, he's still tuning in. German guy. How about the guy from Germany?
Speaker 2:he's still there, awesome we got a Cleveland Ohio person too, non stop. I love it, and it's funny because I can see where they're coming from Cleveland rocks, cleveland rocks, and it's like they pop up a lot and I keep noticing them. It's hard because I'm not that bright.
Speaker 4:I'm so glad he said that Me too. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:So I got to remember all of these things. And when it happens four or five, you see the same thing four or five, six times. You're like all right.
Speaker 3:Oh, it starts sinking in a little. It starts sinking in a little.
Speaker 2:So I'm slowly but surely, after 100 episodes, catching on to who's listening and who's not. There's a bunch of people, and for those people that keep tuning in and keep listening, thank you, thank you, keep going, thank you, I'll figure out how to get something out there for you so happy you're listening so what the hell inspired our first episode? I'm the only one that can answer that question oh yeah, go ahead desperation.
Speaker 3:You needed something to do.
Speaker 2:I was on house arrest.
Speaker 3:I had an ankle bracelet.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I could only go to and fro work.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but you always said you actually wanted to do something like this.
Speaker 2:I did.
Speaker 4:And that was the opportunity that you took it.
Speaker 2:I took it Right, right, and here we are.
Speaker 3:And him with having so few friends. Here we are, here we are.
Speaker 4:We're just stuck by him. Yes, we have.
Speaker 2:Sometimes Now I question me. When that first happened, I was like all he wants is friends. All he wants is friends. Everybody left me. Now I got friends. I'm like shit. What was I thinking?
Speaker 4:I can't afford what you wish for Shit balls You'd be so sad if you weren't in your life Take it ever free.
Speaker 2:Have you ever recorded an episode with socks with holes in them?
Speaker 3:Socks with holes in them.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. I think every single pair of socks has a hole in it because of the dog Correct Because of Maz Maz, maz Maz.
Speaker 4:The mascot.
Speaker 3:That is true Probably. Besides T-Bot, Maz is the second person I miss the most. Aww. Casey's gonna be better than you she's third, If she was here she would have been maybe second yeah.
Speaker 2:I would stop talking if I were you.
Speaker 3:Sorry Case.
Speaker 2:I would just start talking right now. I'm going to have some adult beverage I would start your butt kissing if you could.
Speaker 3:Why is she on her way here now? She might be after that comment?
Speaker 2:What was the guess that caught you totally off guard. I guess these are all questions for me. Yeah, I thought they were going to be. It was the one that we did where we took it down. Technically, this is 101.
Speaker 3:Are you talking about the jackass coach?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:Let's leave it right there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's one thing. He doesn't get more of a shout out than that. Nope, he doesn't deserve it, nope he doesn't deserve it.
Speaker 2:He totally caught me off guard In the middle of recording that I was like this isn't any good.
Speaker 4:I can't use this.
Speaker 2:But I had to keep to my promise.
Speaker 4:Put it up there.
Speaker 3:I put it up there for a week and I took it down.
Speaker 2:Get all your listens in now. I erased every part of that. I don't want anything to do with it.
Speaker 3:That was rough. It was more than rough. Yeah, that was rough, controversial Right.
Speaker 2:Well, hold on, because we're going to get into that, and that's going to be about hot wifing, because that has been our best episode, believe it, or?
Speaker 3:not Really.
Speaker 2:Yes, and I talked about this briefly with either you or Casey on the air earlier about that's great, but is that what people are looking for? Because, right, that's not necessarily the direction I want to go with it. Agree. The podcast? Yeah, I mean, but I think I, with this next segment that's coming up, yeah, I believe it'll be even bigger.
Speaker 2:The next one, the next 100 it will probably set the tone for the next 100 after nice. This that's, that's how big it is and that's how much I really want to get into it. Yeah, I really need to focus on it and do it right. Okay, because I really want to make it a good episode for everybody, for us Right. For the guest and everything I want to make it look good and be just-.
Speaker 3:Yeah, us, the guests and the listeners, yes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then the last question. This is for you guys Would you rather make it 100 more episodes or lick a subway pole barefoot?
Speaker 4:Answer wisely. I'm going to go with 100 episodes, because Lord knows what's on that pole.
Speaker 2:Just throwing it. Yeah, like you have a little pole.
Speaker 3:All right, I'm going to go with. It's two against one, remember, not a subway pole, two, nothing. I'm going with the subway pole because I don't like the way I get treated here.
Speaker 1:So that's got to be much better.
Speaker 3:Maybe I can make a new friend there that's not named Ditto.
Speaker 2:You get treated much better if you showed up.
Speaker 4:Here we go Three-zero. Here we go Three-zero.
Speaker 1:Oh God, he's having fun.
Speaker 3:Good luck yeah right, good luck, let's go back to the softball Fold down, go boom. Owie, owie, owie, jesus, you ain't right guy. No, I'm not.
Speaker 2:No, all right so far in this thing. In the first 100 episodes we have covered love lies, toe rings, diy disasters, dating apps gone wrong, basically everything yeah.
Speaker 3:Quite a bit of stuff.
Speaker 2:Yeah, even personal stuff to put it out there.
Speaker 3:Yep yep. Yeah, divorced fathers yeah.
Speaker 2:We had our moment. Do you think that people are listening to us because of that?
Speaker 4:Yes, because, like you said, sometimes people don't want to talk about it and you and all of us will talk about it, just about anything. Yeah.
Speaker 3:I think we connect with people more on that aspect. Correct Right, I want to be so when it gets down to earth.
Speaker 4:Yeah, right, right, right right. The people again don't want to talk about oh my gosh, I don't want to talk about that or they're scared to talk about it or whatever, and we just talk about it.
Speaker 3:I did have our. We did the one after that. Yeah, it was good. It was pretty much as good, right, except for we didn't have pizza and beer in front of us yeah, which made it even better. That would have been awesome. That was our Christmas bonus. It was so.
Speaker 2:I guess what I want to ask next is do you think that the vulnerability and laughter and the honesty of the mistakes we've made makes our show more wholesome?
Speaker 3:I'm going to say yes, does it make it better? I agree, I think so.
Speaker 2:Do you think listeners stick around for that?
Speaker 3:They do. All right, they do. Before I left home, mrs Keebler shout out to her yeah, I was going to say that she said the same thing. She said pretty much being honest. The down-to-earth aspect really connects more with the listener. She thinks that's really what I'm looking for.
Speaker 2:She says the comedic stuff is good, but I want to be funny about it, but I want to be honest more than anything.
Speaker 3:That's why she likes the girls better, just like my son likes the girls better.
Speaker 2:I've seen a lot about Miss Keebler huh.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, but he's got a point because I think Casey and D-Bot I think he was talking about us, them two, casey and me. Yeah, I know what he meant.
Speaker 2:Nobody likes us. But did you hear what he said? Yes, she likes the girls better.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Well, yeah, she walked into it.
Speaker 2:And, by the way, that's for nothing I got one.
Speaker 3:when you didn't your fucking baseball, softball, not stretching out of the car I got you.
Speaker 2:You can't take one for that, because you wouldn't have been able to, because I told the story, all right. You two neutral corners.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go back to the corner. Okay, fix that. Cut over your eye because you're getting beat. Oh my gosh, you rented mule.
Speaker 4:Anyway, back to your question, yes, the fact that we are honest and open and talk about things people don't want to talk about.
Speaker 3:I think that's what keeps listeners coming back and listening. It keeps them engaged, correct?
Speaker 4:because a lot of these podcasts out there. Are they fake? Are they phony? They're not telling the truth you know, what I'm saying. I don't know, but we are real about what our conversations are about and what we talk about well, we are real and we are telling our thoughts and opinions from our perspective.
Speaker 2:But is that real?
Speaker 3:like I think so I think most of it's real, I agree.
Speaker 2:I mean, I know that we are being real, but will it be seen as real?
Speaker 3:I think so, yeah, why wouldn't it?
Speaker 4:Well, that's on them.
Speaker 3:You gave them a big word, yeah.
Speaker 2:It wasn't on my toilet paper this morning. There's one for you guys. Word of the day Four to one For Ditto.
Speaker 4:Perspective.
Speaker 3:Perspective.
Speaker 2:It and the.
Speaker 3:Keep them small. Ditto, Keep them small.
Speaker 2:It's so hard. Listen, I got to ask you guys Is it that hard? Do you guys even begin to understand how hard it is to dumb my intelligence down?
Speaker 4:To be even on the show with you guys. Are you kidding me? Hold on, hold on. I'm going to go vomit. I'll be right back, yeah.
Speaker 2:Thank you. Why, why would you vomit? Because that's ridiculous. You can't handle the truth.
Speaker 4:Okay, really, that's where we're going.
Speaker 2:I'm not sure it's hard for a person like me, so uberly intelligent, that I come in here and I could dumb it down and just hang out with the layman.
Speaker 4:Wow, the layman, is that what you think of us? It's incredible. Is that what you think of us? It's a talent, it's a talent.
Speaker 2:No, no. That's not what I think of you, that's what I think of me. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Wow, joe Rogan, if you're listening, I'm available Me too, me too. Package deal. See if we can contact Greg. Oh, fucking Greg.
Speaker 2:I think he's working there.
Speaker 3:now I think he's moved on. Took an internship with Joe Rogan.
Speaker 2:Here's a true story. Oh boy, greg, that is not a made-up name. Where?
Speaker 3:does that come from? That is?
Speaker 2:a real person. It is a real person and it will probably come out in the stories I'm telling you about Are probably come out in the stories I'm telling you about. Are you kidding me? No, I shit you not. Wow, everything I have said has been real. Let me ask you this Was Greg on the Simpsons.
Speaker 1:No, no Okay.
Speaker 3:Then Greg's fucking fake.
Speaker 2:No, Greg's real Love you, Greg. Here's a little hint. Greg received tough love. Yeah he did so upcoming. We're going to get into some crazy stuff. We end up filling most of our time with topical stuff and I find it once a week is really hard to be current with stuff.
Speaker 3:It's really hard.
Speaker 2:I agree that, I agree with, but this is a story that's ongoing and has been for years and years, yeah, and when we get there, you'll understand why, really, and I hope everybody hangs on and listens to it, because there's a lot to be said. Please do, and I'll guarantee that it will affect just about everybody.
Speaker 3:We're not going back to Diddy, are we?
Speaker 2:It's along those lines, but it's not. It has nothing to do with Diddy, okay.
Speaker 3:I know you were at the parties.
Speaker 2:I was not. I didn't eat them. Monkey brains, the rock did.
Speaker 3:What was the other stuff?
Speaker 2:Oh, my God what was the stuff that they were giving them Baby oil.
Speaker 4:Baby oil, baby oils okay, moving on. I don't want that for my bonus. Don't take that for your bonus this year the baby oil nope, I want to ask you a question, ditto, what was your favorite episode out of all of them?
Speaker 2:my favorite episode out of all of them were the two I did about my life okay, I was good. I'm glad you said that it's not that I think they were the best content, but they were my best content. No, but they were my favorites because I got it off my fucking chest, which?
Speaker 4:is what you needed to do.
Speaker 2:I got it out because it was haunting me.
Speaker 3:I agree that would help, and so I put it out there, yep.
Speaker 2:So that's unfair to say no, let's take those two out.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right one. Yeah, that was a good one, that one or the first?
Speaker 2:fire ready yeah.
Speaker 3:Fucking Lotto. I laughed so hard, the Lotto. Fucking diesel gas. Why do you gotta park? You know you're not getting diesel, your car doesn't take diesel, but you're still fucking parked there. You're taking up a goddamn spot.
Speaker 4:It has been fun, as you're standing behind the guy in line buying 50,000 Lotto tickets.
Speaker 3:What was?
Speaker 2:your action.
Speaker 3:Scratching them right there.
Speaker 4:What was?
Speaker 2:mine, both of you. What was your favorite ones?
Speaker 4:I actually liked the fire ready night. That was hysterical.
Speaker 3:One of my favorites is when you got me to talk about my colonoscopy.
Speaker 4:Oh my gosh, I forgot about that one and I did like when the four of us did that episode after Sally's? Yeah, that was fun Because it was just laid back and we were busting on Ditto and the four of us are on it.
Speaker 3:Correct.
Speaker 2:I'm glad I make everything easy for you guys.
Speaker 3:God forbid anybody help me?
Speaker 4:Okay, stop right now. Just stop it right now.
Speaker 3:We're all equals, ditto? No, we're not, I am far superior to you.
Speaker 4:God, okay, just stop.
Speaker 2:I just had.
Speaker 4:Because you forget a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2:Episodes this, that the third, oh well, whatever, oh my God.
Speaker 3:This is him dumbing it down, as usual.
Speaker 2:This is how hard it is. My brain goes so much faster, you guys.
Speaker 3:And I'm already past what I was going to ask.
Speaker 2:Because you guys are like oh, I like gas, what, what.
Speaker 4:He is such an ass. He is Holy cow.
Speaker 3:So let me ask you this Shoot oh, that's what I was going to say.
Speaker 2:Hold on, stop right now. Go ahead and shoot at me. Ask me anything.
Speaker 3:No, I'm just asking if Greg is gone and he's real until he comes back, or, if not, is we getting somebody else to replace him?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's still me. We need a tech person. It's still you. I really need a tech person. You suck.
Speaker 3:We could use a tech person because there's a lot of hey any time you would like to take over. No, no, feel free, bro, I just want you to hit the I'm not a hog, get your panel noise. You know some noise every once in a.
Speaker 4:Don't do it.
Speaker 2:We'll do it in the outtakes.
Speaker 4:Sound effects.
Speaker 3:That episode was pretty funny when you learned the sound effects. Hey, they work.
Speaker 4:What's this button? All right, you want to ask us something.
Speaker 2:No, I was going to tell you.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay.
Speaker 2:Ask me whatever you want about the show. If you've got a question, ask it now, because we're almost out of time.
Speaker 3:Oh, are we seriously out of time already?
Speaker 2:Wow, how fun. Well we're at, yeah go.
Speaker 4:I think I've asked you. I just wanted to know what your favorite episode was.
Speaker 2:No, no.
Speaker 4:Besides that, oh, why are you?
Speaker 2:How hard is it? How come I don't get any help? How come I have to do it all myself? Why am I so good at everything? Stuff like that?
Speaker 1:No, that's not happening going on.
Speaker 3:I think I'm just going to walk out right now and put my headset down and leave. I agree, I do have a quick story. Before the last week I played golf. We were following.
Speaker 2:Shankopotamus.
Speaker 3:Oh, I shanked a few that day. There was three women in front of us and we're like Did you hit it into them?
Speaker 2:No, did you fight them on the 18th green?
Speaker 3:No, okay, but anyway, oh my gosh. Green no okay, but anyway, oh my gosh, we uh tell that story. Now, of course, we got four guys in our group and all of a sudden you hear oh, this is gonna be a slow day, blah, blah, blah. I got women in front of us. Well, they were playing right along, you know. First hole, second hole after we get to the second tee box, lady turns around and starts walking back. We're like, oh boy, what do we do?
Speaker 2:I'm here for the gangbang. Yeah, no, she didn't say that.
Speaker 3:Oh jesus, what's his problem? So you really look at me, me and my, me and my buddies looking at her and I go to where I said is everything all right? She goes. Not really she goes. I got stung by a bee between holes one and two. Oh my god, yeah, and one of my guys goes. I think your stance is too wide.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:That is fantastic, wow. And it's funny because before the story even started, I said I'm here for the gangbang.
Speaker 3:She got stung between the holes one and two oh, that was good, that one just took a little too long to materialize because of Jackass over there.
Speaker 4:Consuming the hot air in the room.
Speaker 3:Yes, I thought it was the air conditioning.
Speaker 4:Yeah, where is the air conditioning? What the hell? He's probably contributing to it.
Speaker 2:It was here, but I turned it off. Oh, really Just to torture you two? Oh wow, Because that's the kind of business I want to run.
Speaker 1:Great.
Speaker 3:Yay, my eyes are sweating. All right, you guys have taken up enough time alright, wow again thank you to everybody, thank you everyone, thank you everyone 100 episodes down.
Speaker 2:Awesome, at least 100 more yes, at least.
Speaker 3:And if you don't hear from me, I'll be in New York City licking a subway pole.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, that was perfect. Sometimes I wonder thank you, that was perfect. Sometimes I wonder why I bothered dumbing myself down for this.
Speaker 4:Thanks everyone for listening, absolutely.
Speaker 2:We are here. We are always here. We're at Socketubingcom, so head over there, like and subscribe, send us emails and tell us what you want us to do for the next hundred. All right, everybody.
Speaker 2:As always be good. Hey everybody, it's Ditto. I want to give a shout out to my buddy, larry over at Legendary Graphics. He designed our logo for us. It came out fantastic. He does wraps. He does all kinds of customized stuff for you. If you get a chance, go to legendarycom. That's legendarycom. Check it out for anything you need. All right guys, thanks, be good.
Speaker 1:Saki to me.
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Speaker 1:Saki to me. I'm going to go.
Speaker 4:Kaylee's the older one. She's your daughter's age, oh okay. And Mandy's my younger one. She's 23. Casey just started at New Britain Hospital.
Speaker 3:Did she Good for her? Yeah, she passed her boards. Oh, good for her. Shout out to Casey Yee-hoo.
Speaker 2:Little fucking nerd finally made it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, she used to like you.
Speaker 2:I love Casey.
Speaker 4:She's my BFF. She's my BFF. Oh, he used to piss me off. Kaylee and her used to get along.
Speaker 3:That's my best friend Like what the fuck is wrong with her? She's smart. That's what's wrong with her. Drop her when she was a kid.
Speaker 2:She takes after her mother. That's why you don't like her.
Speaker 3:Pretty much, yeah, nailed it Her mother's in Italy right now Nice nice, hopefully fucking Mont.
Speaker 2:Vesuvius goes off, oh that's not nice ba da boom ouch Dave you know this is recording right, yeah.
Speaker 4:I hope so.
Speaker 3:Yes, it is it is yeah oh shit, this is where you get your best stuff. It is true ready go.
