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The Billionaire Space Race
Billionaires with penis-shaped rockets and celebrities paying $200,000 for 11 minutes of "almost space" – welcome to the absurd reality of modern space tourism.
Detto and T-Bot take a scathing, hilarious look at Blue Origin and the billionaire space race between Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. What exactly are these ultra-wealthy individuals trying to accomplish by sending celebrities like Katy Perry and Gayle King 62 miles up – barely crossing the boundary of what's considered "space" – only to tumble around weightless for a few minutes before returning to Earth?
The hosts don't hold back, questioning everything from the phallic design of Blue Origin's rockets to the stark contrast between spending millions on space joyrides while countless people struggle with basic needs. As they put it: "If you have so much money to spend, how about you just help all of us?" Their commentary cuts through the PR spin, exposing these ventures as expensive advertising platforms masquerading as technological progress.
Between laughs, the conversation touches on deeper issues: the militarization potential of private space technology, environmental impacts of launches, and why billionaires choose vanity projects over solving real-world problems. The episode perfectly captures the growing disconnect between the ultra-wealthy and everyday people.
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Hey, everybody, welcome to.
Speaker 2:Saki Toomey.
Speaker 1:Hey everybody, it's Ditto. We're back with another episode of Saki Toomey, where we connect people to people, even if we're flying in outer space. Anyway, I'm back here with T-Bot.
Speaker 2:Hey, hey.
Speaker 1:And man, have I got shit to say about Blue Origin?
Speaker 2:Oh boy.
Speaker 1:What a shitshow nonsense this is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1:Tell me something good about Blue Origin.
Speaker 2:Um, I think his way of doing things is he wants to get everyone in outer space eventually. I'm not sure that's a good thing or a bad thing, but I don't see anything more to that than that. Honestly, I don't know why he's doing it. Maybe he's just got so much money and he has nothing to do with it. I mean, hey, let's go and take everyone to space.
Speaker 1:Government, let's do it.
Speaker 2:Government. Well, yeah, hey, let's go and take everyone to space Government. Let's do it, government. Well, yeah, obviously.
Speaker 1:It's technology.
Speaker 2:Of course it is, that's all it is, of course it is.
Speaker 1:He's that guy in Jason Bourne where they put that sleep I forget what it was, sleep something and they want to start tracking people's dreams Right, so they can be more in touch with it. Yep, so Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos are arguably two of the richest men in the world. Right, right Might be the two richest men I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't have the whole list in front of me, but who cares, who cares?
Speaker 1:They have a lot more money than I do, and that's all that fucking matters Totally and here they are having their own little space race. Yeah, pretty much Are we resorting to kindergarten? What the hell is this? It's a guy thing, it's an ego thing.
Speaker 2:Don't take my building blocks. I want the A. Don't take my big spaceship.
Speaker 1:I might get a big one. I'm going to build a bigger one, right, holy shit, right. So now here we are, and they send up Katy Perry, gayle King, bezos' wife where he face plants.
Speaker 2:Well, I think it's fiance. I don't think they're quite married yet. You know what? What an idiot, what.
Speaker 1:What an idiot. Your wife, your ex-wife, just took half of what you had Right, let's do it again, which is a metric ton, and you're going to do it again. Oh yeah, oh, I hope you spoke the words, prenup.
Speaker 2:At least once or twice Holy shit In a conversation.
Speaker 1:What an idiot. Yeah, you got the world by the balls. You're arguably one of the richest men in the world. Yep, you're single, right, and you get married again.
Speaker 2:What an idiot, what an idiot.
Speaker 1:But that's not what we're talking about. No Blue Origin.
Speaker 2:Correct.
Speaker 1:They're trying to figure out reusable rockets.
Speaker 2:Yes, they are trying to figure that out. I did read that. I think it's actually cool that you're not going to waste all that money to just do a one-time only thing, and they can reuse them if this is the direction they want to go in. So that's actually a pretty cool thing, but I don't understand why the whole process is even happening. Honestly, why does anyone want to go to space? I don't want to go.
Speaker 1:They're not even in space.
Speaker 2:Correct. We did figure out. It's like 26 miles up just before the space line, I guess 62 miles above the Earth.
Speaker 1:Correct I'd say 26.
Speaker 2:I'm at 62.
Speaker 1:Lame.
Speaker 2:I'm fairly certain the military has planes that fly that high. You may be right, I don't.
Speaker 1:Are these people going up just to tumble around what they think is space? That's exactly what they did. You can't build a capsule to go up into the atmosphere, tumble around and then come down and tell everybody that you were in space. You're not a NASA astronaut, You're.
Speaker 2:Gale.
Speaker 1:King, you've never been to space.
Speaker 2:That's true. I wonder how much they paid to do this.
Speaker 1:They didn't pay anything. You think no, they're coming back because they have followers.
Speaker 2:Okay, but maybe they made a contribution to somewhere. I can't imagine they didn't have to do something.
Speaker 1:This is a space race between Bezos and Elon Musk. Right, and that's all it is. Yeah, and they're claiming that it's going to help industry growth and jobs. It's going to create jobs, for what? Who the fuck wants to go to space? It's dark, it's cold, there's no water. Everybody dies up there. Who the hell wants to get on a flight here? When I was in third grade, the Challenger exploded. I remember that. Why the fuck do?
Speaker 2:I want to get on a space shuttle. No, I agree, but their whole way of thinking for the future is that to eventually go up there and work and live. Of course, again, I don't know what that means. Will they build places for people to live? Will it be green up there? Will it be air for us? Will we live in a big bubble up there? I don't know. How is that going to work? I mean, I don't know, neither do they. They probably don't, you're right, but that's their whole idea of why they're sending people up there. I don't.
Speaker 1:They can't self-sustain what's up there? I don't know. What kind of natural substances do we have up there that we need Again?
Speaker 2:they would probably have to do like a Are we going to truck water to the moon? They might have to Biospheres, I don't know. I mean, you grow those little hydroponic plants in these little containers. I don't know. Plants in these little containers, I don't know. Maybe that's their premise of doing things, who knows?
Speaker 1:And then, what I don't know, they're trying to get industry off Earth.
Speaker 2:You're probably right.
Speaker 1:How much more is that going to cost when I have to buy an iPhone from the fucking moon?
Speaker 2:I never even thought about that. You're right.
Speaker 1:It's bad enough. They want to bring it back to America right now. That's funny. Now they want to send it back to america right now oh that's funny.
Speaker 2:Now they want to send it to the moon.
Speaker 1:It's nine thousand dollars to buy it from america. How much is it going to be to buy it from the moon?
Speaker 2:oh my god, this is the dumbest shit I've ever heard, I agree, I agree, and these people getting on these flights oh yeah, they come back saying oh, when you go up there, you understand how much you love the earth.
Speaker 1:What the fucking fuck. It took you an 11-minute flight to figure that out.
Speaker 2:Wait time out. They got to unbuckle their seatbelts and float around with no gravity and try to put their seatbelts back on again before they came back down three minutes later.
Speaker 1:I could do that for $250 in a NASA simulator Exactly. This is horseshit.
Speaker 2:I agree, horseshit. I agree, horseshit. I agree. I wouldn't want to do it. You couldn't pay me enough. I'm good, right where I am.
Speaker 1:It's only private access to space, though it's only really wealthy and endowed people will be able to go, of course, of course, because who, in their right mind, us people, being the way we are, can afford to do that anyway? Really. Plus, there's no government up there, right? So you can go up there and do whatever you want, right? Well, where's the trolley here for the kids? They're taken off the planet and sent them into space, sent them into space For all these pedophiles That'd be a great idea.
Speaker 2:Tell me that.
Speaker 1:That'd be a great idea. Yeah, what do you mean? That'd be a great idea? That's a horrible idea.
Speaker 2:No, leave them in a big bubble, all these people that are all, like you said, pedophiles or people that are bad. Put them in a big bubble and go up there and just die. Seriously.
Speaker 1:So we just put them on the Challenger. Yes On their way up If they're in jail anyway, they're just rotting in jail, anyway it's not a jail dude, it's not the people that are in jail, it's the people that are sex trafficking people, the rich people. They're doing this as we've talked about diddy. Oh, oh clinton okay and okay bill barr and all these people that are into this gotcha ellen oh yeah, all of these people that are doing it.
Speaker 1:They want to go up to space, so they'll just send kids up there and they could have their way with them. It's a sick twisted thing.
Speaker 2:God, that's awful.
Speaker 1:That's not cool. Money buys you access, I guess.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yep, pretty much, I guess Pretty much.
Speaker 1:And this whole race with SpaceX? Yeah, it's just, it's so. It just looks immature.
Speaker 2:Well, of course it does. It's two guys with a big ego to see who's going to do what first. I don't even think it's egos. What is it then? Stupidity, well, okay, it kind of falls into the same place. If they have so much money, they just don't know what to do with it all. So let's just do this, and no, I'm going to do it before him. No, no, no, I'm going to do it before him. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 1:Why has it taken them so long to do this, then? Why is it now they had to create Amazon and Tesla for two people to get back into the space race which we got out of, which really caused the Cold War?
Speaker 2:Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1:And here we are doing it again, like it's fun. This was fun the first time People thought it was who.
Speaker 2:I don't idiots what was it people?
Speaker 1:who was the first person in space? What was the first person? What was the first mammal in space?
Speaker 2:oh is a dog no the well, yes, it was the dog. Actually was the dog in um russia and a monkey for us.
Speaker 1:The monkey was first. And now, here we are, a bunch of fucking monkeys going back to space like a bunch of idiots. I mean, come on, it's monkeys. What's in space? What's in space that's so great, we don't know. That's why we have to go. We're explorers.
Speaker 2:We're like Magellan I want to go experience it.
Speaker 1:Or DeSoto, who found the Mississippi. Yeah, like nobody would have found that. It's just crazy because this company has been around since 2000.
Speaker 2:Yes, right.
Speaker 1:The Blue Origin. And just now, 25 years later, they're sending people up. No, they sent some people up in 21. Yeah, not one person is paid for this.
Speaker 2:You don't think so.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:I mean, he can't have all this much money to build these rockets and put all these people in space.
Speaker 1:That's a lot of money. What is the cost for an advertisement at the Super Bowl right now for any random company?
Speaker 2:I would imagine probably two, three, four, maybe $10 million.
Speaker 1:I don't know honestly, I would go 10 or above 10 or above.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Depending on how long. Fair enough, that's. All this guy's doing is advertising. Okay, he's got Katy Perry, he's got Gayle King, he's got Bill Shatner, he's got all these people that will come back down and say, oh my God, bill Shatner looked like he was half dead when he came back the first time.
Speaker 2:Oh gosh, Poor. Thing.
Speaker 1:And then Bezos comes back. His wife, his fiance is up there, yes, and he face plants. It's like what were you on the moon? What were you doing?
Speaker 2:Holy shit, that's embarrassing.
Speaker 1:So SpaceX is ahead of Blue Origin, okay, and this is just one of those things where he's trying to catch up, right, and he's got Katy Perry and Gayle King coming down kissing the ground Right, being all about it Like oh my God, it was the greatest thing I've ever done.
Speaker 1:11 minutes in heaven. He's like, yeah, you obviously weren't in the closet, were you Goofball? Wow, you have billions of viewers and here you are telling everybody the story. This is just technology. All this is is the military trying to figure out how to have a faster plane at a higher altitude.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, don't they have those planes anyway that go Mach 10, 9, or whatever. Isn't that the same? The speed of light kind of thing, is that the same or is that a totally different thing?
Speaker 1:Yes, I believe they do, but I don't even know what they've got and what they don't have. I mean, I don't think. As far as I know, the military has generators that can work on air.
Speaker 2:Yes, I have heard that they run on air. I have heard that, yeah, which? That is pretty wild. It's nuts.
Speaker 1:In the concept, but this is just separating the rich from everybody else.
Speaker 2:It's widening the gap. Well, that's obvious.
Speaker 1:Because it's $200,000 for a ticket. Oh, my gosh who, the hell is going to go up there for $200,000?
Speaker 2:Again, I have no desire to. Why would you? I don't know. I just don't have any desire to get in this little compartment and just I don't know. I mean, maybe it's a thrill for people that are rich Again, and just I don't know, maybe it's a thrill for people that are rich Again. People with so much money just get bored. I think let's just do this, let's just do that. People like us that don't have that kind of cash.
Speaker 1:Play Russian roulette, then Do something realistic.
Speaker 2:Jeez, Russian roulette is realistic.
Speaker 1:It's more realistic than flying to space which you're not even in space. I'm sorry, I know You're not the space stations are at least 120 miles farther beyond where they're going Right. It's just above that line that one line Mm-hmm, where for like a minute or two, you can take your seatbelt off and flip around Right, you could do that at the NASA station. Yes, cut and flip around, right, you could do that at the NASA station. Yes, cut the shit. Yeah, and it would cost you $250 versus $250,000.
Speaker 2:Is that how much the tickets are?
Speaker 1:I have no idea. I made that up. Oh, you just put it up there.
Speaker 2:yeah Well, I know, at one point before when they did this whole thing, when Strahan went up and Shatner went up, there was a bidding on it, bidding um, a uh kind of like a, um kind of bidding on it, and the tickets went for like 28 million dollars. 28 million dollars to go get on an air, get on a a spaceship to do the same thing neither shatner nor strahan paid that you're right, there's no way one shatner's captain kirk and literally belongs in space.
Speaker 1:And two straight hand was on kelly and michael at the time. Okay, and came back and told everybody about it. All right, yeah, you can't pay right for that kind of exposure. Of course not, right, right, one of the biggest daytime talk shows on tv and here here he's telling you about this company?
Speaker 1:Yeah, and the ride he was on Right Hell, yeah, get on the plane. I mean, it's costing me the same amount whether you're on it or not, it's true, and it's one to three million per launch. What is one to three million for Jeff Bezos?
Speaker 2:Oh, that's like pennies for cripes sakes.
Speaker 1:It's like an old lady opening her change purse and counting out changes in the grocery line, where you're pissed off. She's like 92, 93. I can't, oh, I don't. I think I have a penny in my car and you're just like cashier, she's on pennies. Sure I'll pick up the penny.
Speaker 2:Let's just fucking go Right. She's on Penny. Sure, I'll pick up the penny. Let's just fucking go Right.
Speaker 1:That's what it's for Bezos.
Speaker 2:I guess that's just the lifestyle of the rich and famous. You know that old story, rich and famous. I mean, like I said, I don't know that I would want to ever, ever, ever do that.
Speaker 1:The other bad part about this whole thing is Bezos has his spaceships looking like dicks. I didn't see that. It's like out of an Austin Powers movie. Honestly, it's a phallic symbol and it's like come on, bro, really. And then the tip shoots off. It's like, oh my God no way. That's a little twisted what are you saying we're just combing all over your faces? Oh boy, Did you really just say that? Because we're rich and you're not?
Speaker 2:Oh man, seriously, yeah, it looks bad.
Speaker 1:Let's make sure our super seed keeps going.
Speaker 2:Holy fuck, there's a lot of designs he could have probably thrown out there instead of that much better design.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I think it was on purpose.
Speaker 2:Is it more aerodynamic?
Speaker 1:No, I think it was like I have a bigger one than you do. I think that's what it was. Okay, stop talking Again. Back to the kindergarten. Don't take my blocks. You need to stop. I'm serious. He's like hey, elon Middle finger, he is, it's fucking horse shit.
Speaker 2:Oh my goodness.
Speaker 1:It's like a bold silhouette. Just that whole thing in Austin Powers is like Johnson. It looks like a huge rod Right.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:Yes, what the fuck is this thing? What kind of are you really designing?
Speaker 2:this by yourself?
Speaker 1:No, you didn't. Somebody's trying to give it to you, Right? And it's not your fiancé and your fiancé's on there by the way. Yes, your fiancé's riding another dick. That's what's happening right now.
Speaker 2:That's why he tripped and fell on your face.
Speaker 1:That's why Because your fiancé was on that ride Get off there. Get off there right now. Oh no, no, no, don't let anybody see. Oh man, there goes your nose, you're on a roll. Oh man.
Speaker 2:Holy cow, I can't.
Speaker 1:I can't With a lot of people in the world.
Speaker 2:I just can't yeah, no shit.
Speaker 1:It's like you're not hiding anything. You think we're stupid? Oh, don't even get started with math, we'll talk about that later.
Speaker 2:Oh boy.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Math's not been a good thing for me ever. I've always been like the person that struggles with math.
Speaker 1:Simple math's fine but don't get me into algebra and all that. We weren't talking about math. We weren't, we were not. That's it. But I guarantee you that Blue Origin, which is an odd name, to be shaped like a dick, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2:Blue Origin. It's a secret fantasy of his.
Speaker 1:Where'd you grow it? Blue Balls oh man, Is that the color you remember coming out of your mother's?
Speaker 2:Let's go back to talking about math.
Speaker 1:Your mother's delivery vessel. Is that where you got this from, holy shit? Oh boy, bezos wore a cowboy hat after his first flight.
Speaker 2:Oh God, why?
Speaker 1:I don't know. He thought he was a space cowboy. Woo-woo, woo-woo.
Speaker 2:Steve.
Speaker 1:Miller was right next to him playing the guitar. It's. This whole thing is like a billionaire cosplay event. Yeah, that's all it is. Yep, it's like let's, let's redirect all of your attention to this shit instead of paying attention to what is actually going on in our own country and in your life.
Speaker 2:Like, if they have so much money to spend, how about you just help all of us? How about you help people in the United States instead of making this thing out of space, Because you can't tell me that there's people that could use that cash? Donating it, donations, whatever. I don't understand. Yeah, I agree. Whatever I don't understand.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I agree with you. I don't know why they're doing this instead.
Speaker 2:Right.
Speaker 1:If you really wanted to make more money, give that shit away. Right, Listen, what happened was that stimulus that was given when COVID hit? People turned around and spent that shit. I pocket some of it. Give everybody a $1,000 Amazon card and watch how fast your business explodes even more Right. What'd you do? You give them $1,000,. They're going to spend $3,000 now, that's true.
Speaker 1:And it only costs you $1,000 per person. Right, you can't afford it at this point, and yet you want to charge everybody $200,000. A seat to ride up for 11 minutes yeah, 11 goddamn minutes.
Speaker 2:I'd actually like to pick their brains and exactly find out why.
Speaker 1:This might sound weird, but I'm pretty sure I have sex longer than that.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't, but I like to believe I do, I that oh.
Speaker 1:I don't, but I like to believe I do. I don't, but I like to believe I do. It's been so long, it wouldn't even be 11 seconds. Oh my God.
Speaker 2:Forget 11 minutes Holy cow you need to stop. Oh seriously Unbelievable.
Speaker 1:And there's lawsuits in there. This is just a crazy fucking thing. There's something not right about all this.
Speaker 2:No, I agree.
Speaker 1:And I like going to finding these things because there's something screwed up with this.
Speaker 2:I agree.
Speaker 1:Honest to God. I want to find out more about all this. I just thought it was funny. It was all women, first of all.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah. It was all women, all women crew Yep.
Speaker 1:Why, why?
Speaker 2:why not? Why can't women fly a spaceship? Is there's a problem right now? What is your question? Why?
Speaker 1:no, why wasn't like there were six women? Now I don't. I don't know who the the pilot was okay I don't know if the pilot was man or woman or he or she, or they or them, or is it all women crew oh, or pronoun okay.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, they just said an all-women crew. All-women crew, correct, you're right. You don't know the specifics.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why was it?
Speaker 2:all-women. I don't know, maybe they had a women crew and they wanted to do an all-women crew. I don't. I can't answer that one honestly.
Speaker 1:I don't know, women, huh, hmm. So women are getting divorced at such a rapid rate that they have all kinds of money. Now they can spend $200,000 for a fucking seat on this thing.
Speaker 2:Heck, you never know, maybe they can throw in a spaceship.
Speaker 1:I need child support so I can go to space. Here I come Outer space, woo Woo, oh boy. Seriously, that's what it seems like. Anyway, this is fucking horse.
Speaker 2:Seriously, that's what it seems like anyway, this is horse shit. That's a stretch, I think, just saying why.
Speaker 1:Why wouldn't you have like one or two notable men on there? Men didn't want to go. Maybe, Are men smarter than women?
Speaker 2:Oh boy, let's not go down that road, let's not go down that road.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying. They went up for 62 miles and then came back. That's it 62 miles 62 miles.
Speaker 2:And then they came back, so it was a successful trip.
Speaker 1:No, they didn't know where they were going. They had to turn around and come home. That's why that's how it went.
Speaker 2:They didn't know how to get to the moon because there was no man on the ship. Okay, oh boy Nailed it. What's up, bro? Definitely not Hard pass on that.
Speaker 1:Oh man, If you want something, don't ask a woman.
Speaker 2:Exactly right.
Speaker 1:But still, it's fun to make fun of you.
Speaker 2:Of course it is.
Speaker 1:That's why they went 11 minutes. Didn't know where they were going and they turned around and came home. That shit's funny Come on.
Speaker 2:Oh man, oh god.
Speaker 1:I don't know why this is happening or why people are trying to fly to outer space, where it's just cold and death.
Speaker 2:Pretty much Seriously Drury.
Speaker 1:What if you happen to get stuck up there? What are you going to do then? Are you going to launch a huge harpoon to pull you back? You got no parachutes. You're not going to parachute from all the way up there you're fucked.
Speaker 2:The international space station circles up there, so I'm sure they can 120 miles away. I'm sure they can figure out something 120 miles away.
Speaker 1:How would you get stuck up? They can figure out something. They're 120 miles away.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but time out, how would you get stuck up there? Anyway, you'd still be in your spaceship. I mean, how would you get stuck? We'd have to. Just you would just orbit. Are you talking on the planet or just going in space? What planet You're on?
Speaker 1:the plane, you're on the ship, oh the ship, and it gets malfunctioning. Now, all of a sudden, now you're just like floating in space. The engines don't ignite and you're just floating in space. What are they going to do? Shoot a huge harpoon of really bad wind.
Speaker 2:That's what you meant. Oh baby, You're screwed.
Speaker 1:And you're paying 200 grand for this. You're guaranteeing that this shit works. Good for you, morons. Holy shit, that's a big fucking knot to put down, for. I hope this works.
Speaker 2:Right, that's funny, that is actually funny. I can see this big harpoon Getting shot up from the World just to get them back. Oh man.
Speaker 1:It's like we're in Spongebob Squarepants, somehow Soggy Bottom or whatever the hell it's called.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, so happy I'm back seriously, all right, that's blue origin.
Speaker 1:I don't. I don't know what's going on from the fact that it was such a big deal. This is another one of those things. It was a big deal. Yeah, this is another one of those things. It was a big deal, because it's hiding something else.
Speaker 2:Well, okay, you could be right.
Speaker 1:Diddy is probably dead now. We wouldn't even know it, yeah we haven't heard much about him. Because Blue Origin went to space Exactly. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2:Diddy who.
Speaker 1:Diddy dead, diddy no longer. Anyway, we are rolling to the end of this one. Oh man, I don't get blue origin. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I don't know Always a fun trip with you.
Speaker 1:Hey man, if you got 200K to just blow, good for you, but I would not blow it on a ride to outer space for 11 fucking minutes. Seriously, I'd blow it on a fucking, really high class hooker instead oh my god seriously wow hey, whatever, okay, teaching their own right right sure would you get on that flight?
Speaker 2:no, why not?
Speaker 1:you couldn't pay me enough to well, you'd have to pay enough to get on there.
Speaker 2:But yeah, but not enough. I just no desire to none what if you were michael strahan?
Speaker 1:would you get? Would you get on the flight?
Speaker 2:well, I'm not Michael Strahan, so I can't speak that way You're.
Speaker 1:A, not a football player. B not African American.
Speaker 2:Right C. I'm a female.
Speaker 1:And C. You're a female, but you would have fit in on this flight. What if you were Katy Perry?
Speaker 2:Yeah, what if Then I'd be on that spaceship going 62 miles over the air?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, All right, we got to go because it's getting late All right. And I only have so much left in this cycle.
Speaker 2:Okie doke.
Speaker 1:All right, t-bot, love you, miss you. It's always great to have you here.
Speaker 2:Thanks.
Speaker 1:All right, having said that, I was just kidding, I don't mean it and, as always, everybody be good. Hey, everybody, it's Ditto. I want to give a shout out to my buddy, larry, over at Legendary Graphics. He designed our logo for us. It came out fantastic. He does wraps. He does all kinds of customized stuff for you. If you get a chance, go to Legendarycom. That's Legendarycom. Check it out for anything you need. Alright, guys, thanks Be good. Hey, everybody, it's Ditto. Thanks for checking out our show today. Hope you enjoyed it. If you did subscribe to us, we can hook up, interact. You can tell us what you like about the show, talk about what you don't like about the show, give us information and insight. We'd appreciate it. We only want to make the show better for you guys. Also, if you get a chance, head over to someassemblynet. That's our sponsor and you could really use some business. Alright, as always, everybody be good. Saki, toobie, oh, all right, we're just now. We're just going for a minute, then we're going to stop and we're going to start over again.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I'm just kidding. We're going to keep going. I'll cut all this out and I'll use it as a little clip.
Speaker 2:It's been going on.
Speaker 1:No, it just started, oh Jesus, but now you're being recorded, so watch what you say, bitch. Okay, watch what you say.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, there are just times I want to slap you in the mouth.
Speaker 2:That is not nice to say to anyone.
Speaker 1:I would never say it to anybody. I just want to say it on the air right now Because I thought it was funny. It makes you feel like a big man. No, big man I can't bear. No, it does not. It doesn't make me feel like it, but it's like. I want to say it just because.
Speaker 2:I feel like this is my time, this is my chance. All right, then I'm going to take a quick five minute pause. You go for it, I don't know what to say.
Speaker 1:How's your five second pause All right, ready? Hey everybody, it's Ditto, we're back with Saki Timmy, we're. Hey everybody, it's Ditto, we're back Now. I'm just laughing.
