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The Lovers, Liars, and Leaving Cabinet Doors Open
Have you ever silently fumed about your partner's inability to close cabinet doors or their talent for asking questions precisely when your favorite TV show returns from commercial break? You're not alone.
This candid, laugh-out-loud episode tackles the things we secretly can't stand about our significant others but never say to their faces. T-Bot rejoins Detto for a no-holds-barred conversation exploring relationship frustrations that simmer beneath the surface of otherwise loving partnerships.
From the person who claims their partner "isn't a great kisser" (which prompts us to wonder how they got this far in the relationship) to the universality of snoring driving couples to separate bedrooms, we peel back the layers of what really irritates us about the people we love. The silent treatment gets particular attention—is it emotional warfare or a necessary cooling-off period? We argue both sides while acknowledging that sometimes you just need five minutes before you say something you'll regret.
Physical affection differences, decision-making incompatibility, and the special hell of watching TV with someone who can't stop commenting highlight how these seemingly minor irritations reveal deeper relationship dynamics. Throughout our spirited debate, we challenge listeners to consider whether harboring these unspoken complaints is healthy or if honest communication might be the better path.
Whether you're nodding along in recognition or taking mental notes about your own relationship habits, this episode offers both laughter and legitimate relationship insights. Subscribe now and join the conversation about what drives us crazy about the people we can't live without.
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Hey everybody, welcome to Saki Toomey. Hey everybody, it's Detto. We're back. Another episode of Saki Toomey where we connect people to people, even if you can't stand sleeping next to them. I'm here with T-Bot, hey. Hey, she's back for a special edition. Before she flies off again.
Speaker 1:Yeah, world traveler.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm glad I got you in here, even though I hate you. You don't hate me, I know you're not my significant other, so I don't hate you at all, boy Jesus. So happy I'm back. Well, you shouldn't, but people are now confessing what they hate about their significant other, their partner, their spouse, whatever, and it's funny, but they won't tell them why not Because they're a bunch of bitches.
Speaker 1:Okay, it goes both ways. No, no, no, if you're gonna confess it, but not tell them.
Speaker 2:You're a little bitch, you're a little bitty bitch. Okay, there's a ton of things I hate about people. In fact, I hate everything about people, but that's a different story. Yeah, I'm a different person. We don't have time for that. No, and you know what? Any person I would be romantically involved with in any way is absolutely going to hate me.
Speaker 1:Okay, well, so much for that. Good luck with your dating life.
Speaker 2:Oh, I don't have one, I don't plan on it. So, whatever, I don't care, I have a podcast, I'm going to be huge someday yeah. It's really going to pan out for me, I guarantee it Anyway. So start us off here and let me know what you think or say things, because I do feel this connects closely with divorce or breakups or anything like that.
Speaker 1:Oh, I don't think so.
Speaker 2:Because at that point.
Speaker 1:If you already checked out in your marriage and you're getting through a divorce, you hate everything about that person. Basically, you're saying that people are living together or they're significant others.
Speaker 2:There's things about them that they're like no, it's just people dating, they don't have to be living together Living together is a whole different level.
Speaker 1:Well, okay, so significant others anyway. Okay, dating. So basically you're saying that these people have issues with their significant other?
Speaker 2:but are too afraid to say something. I'm saying people have issues and that's it. Oh fuck with somebody else. These people are negative and they want to find something wrong.
Speaker 1:Okay, nobody can be happy with anybody that's not true oh, it's a hundred percent true, stop it if you show me one couple that's happy, I will give you a lollipop well, no one's a hundred percent happy, but I mean you have to be at least well, no shit nobody's a hundred percent happy, no shit yeah so here's the first one.
Speaker 2:I'm attracted to my significant other and everything, but they're not a great kisser wow, then you should even bother dating him in the first place.
Speaker 1:How the fuck did you fall in love? How did you?
Speaker 2:get this far if that's like the first thing did you get this far.
Speaker 1:What are you? Retarded? What is he?
Speaker 2:a good in bed, but doesn't that must have a dick the size of fucking an anaconda.
Speaker 1:No, I'm just kidding, it could be anybody it's all he's got, so you better make that work. Wow, that's a strong, that's a strong statement.
Speaker 2:It's literally one of the first things you need to do correct to find out if you like somebody or not. Totally so that says to me, whoever says their significant other isn't a good kisser yeah, is an idiot.
Speaker 1:Totally.
Speaker 2:That does make it. So that brings us to the next one. Oh boy, because they're not that intelligent.
Speaker 1:They're not that intelligent yeah.
Speaker 2:So this guy, this person sucks at kissing Right intelligence. Yeah, so this guy, this person sucks at kissing Right, and you know this.
Speaker 1:And now they're not and you're staying with them.
Speaker 2:That makes you not that intelligent, right.
Speaker 1:Good point, so you're number two. I know that all circled around. Look at these.
Speaker 2:There must be alcohol getting these people together. Maybe.
Speaker 1:Come on, oh, the lights were out.
Speaker 2:Come on, you can't be serious about this crap.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a lot right there. That's a lot right there I'm attracted to them and everything.
Speaker 2:But you know he's not a great. Well, I keep saying he, but they're not a great kisser, correct?
Speaker 2:I'm not trying to, it's not just me. It's like anyway, you know, I'm trying to use the proper pronouns which I want to be referred to as pronoun. That's a story for another day. Moving on, you start kissing him and you're like, oh my God, I said him again. Anyway, you start kissing this person and you're like, oh my God, this sucks. Yet you stay. Yeah, that's stupid, that's an idiotic thing to do, that's just Are you so desperate?
Speaker 1:Maybe, maybe they're good looking, then they can look past all that I don't know.
Speaker 2:If you have your eyes open when you're kissing, that's even more weird. And then if you close your eyes, you don't care how good looking. First of all, if I'm kissing somebody, I'm pretty much pretending it's Natalie Portman.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's great.
Speaker 2:I'm telling you Comforting, because nobody's good looking enough for that crap Wow.
Speaker 1:Great, I'm telling you Comforting, because nobody's good looking enough for that crap, wow, yeah, oh boy, this is what I came home to. Got a podcast with you.
Speaker 2:Well, I need something. I need something, oh my God, and like I said, so, hold on. It's def not a deal breaker, though they're a good person. Cook dinner. It is really handy around the house and, again, a dude okay and they make me laugh okay it's not, it's a 90, 10 thing a 90 10.
Speaker 1:Thing 90 percent of you is great right 10 sucks well, that's probably normal I think it's too high.
Speaker 2:I think it's 80, 20, I think that's, and I'm only saying that because I'm 75-25.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm going to go 60-40.
Speaker 2:I'm a horrible human being. I'm a horrible human being and people don't like me. They don't, and I don't blame them. I don't like myself, so how can anybody else love me? Oh?
Speaker 1:brother. Oh God, Do you want a tissue?
Speaker 2:Number Brother oh God, do you want a tissue? Number two though I love my partner, but they're not very intelligent. Well, if they can't kiss and you stay with them, you're not very intelligent. It's like you walk in a room and you try to figure out who the most intelligent person in the room is, if you can't figure it out, or who the dumbest person in the room is, if you can't figure it out it's you. Idiot.
Speaker 1:I don't agree on either one of those. That is just why would you bother saying at all, even in the first five minutes of kissing the person oh, got to go to the bathroom, I'll catch you later and get the back door.
Speaker 2:I have a strange feeling that this is going to be the dumbest thing we've ever read, and this is what we get for news a lot, I guess You're right you know what I mean. This is what we have to read.
Speaker 1:I know, oh, people are starting to say why they don't like each other.
Speaker 2:Dude, turn it around, flip it. Why do you like that person?
Speaker 1:Yeah. What's the qualities you just love about him, or that you're interested in him for what's?
Speaker 2:the point in reading this shit, but this is what we get. We're going to go through the whole thing, but this is fucking stupid. I'm just saying they have low patience and they can get irritated quickly.
Speaker 1:Well, that could be a downer, that could be.
Speaker 2:Why are they getting irritated? Did you ever think about that? Why?
Speaker 1:are they getting?
Speaker 2:irritated so quickly. You are fucking irritating, right? It's like this is also your fault, which leads back to number two. You're not that intelligent like you can't figure out. It's you that's pissing them off. Yeah, correct, people are so friggin dumb. It drives me insane and that's why I'm so obnoxiously annoying it. It's on purpose, it's by design and it's literally to get under your skin.
Speaker 1:You do a good job at it, that's for sure I do it to you all the time.
Speaker 2:Just because you are easy to get under the skin.
Speaker 1:Ooh, look at me and you go off like a rocket, you do, you go off like a rocket. What are you doing to me?
Speaker 2:I can't you do you do it all the time and I love doing it to you, yeah. And you fall into it all the time. Whatever, you literally fall into it.
Speaker 1:I just sit there and laugh and laugh and laugh. Look at her, she's going nuts.
Speaker 2:Oh God, I hate that my significant other doesn't close anything Like anything Drawers, cupboards, trash bins, closet front or back door garage door food containers bankers zip lock bags, etc.
Speaker 1:That is so funny.
Speaker 2:If it could be open. They don't close it.
Speaker 1:You know exactly why I'm laughing too. Yes, it so funny If it could be open. They don't close it.
Speaker 2:You know exactly why I'm laughing too.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's funny.
Speaker 2:Because in whatever weird way I don't.
Speaker 1:I have the problem. And I keep saying it to you too I have a problem when I'm cooking or when I'm putting dishes away, I leave the cabinet doors open.
Speaker 2:You do not close cabinets.
Speaker 1:People call me out. I'm like, oh crap, Now Closed cabinets. People call me out. I'm like, oh crap, Now I've noticed you're doing it, which I laugh at because I think it's so fun.
Speaker 2:It's not funny, is it? No, it's not. It's not funny. It's to me, I don't know how, and maybe it's. I'm not getting into that. I'm not getting into that, but maybe it's a thing.
Speaker 1:As you're there or here I'm like look at what you did and all I do is laugh. I'm like, you're not me, you're dumb that is true.
Speaker 2:Oh, here's the silent treatment oh, the silent treatment.
Speaker 1:I love doing that. I used to do that all the time when I used to get mad. You still do.
Speaker 2:And I'm happy when you do Like we're not even together, and I'm happy when you're pissed off and you're just silent. That's when I go out, that's when I'm at my best.
Speaker 1:Yeah, then you just keep going at me.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, t-bot, how come you have that resting bitch face? What are you doing? You having fun over there, and I just start poking my finger in the wound. Yeah, here we go, motherfucker. But silent treatment doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1:It does, I think, to regroup yourself. It does. That's what it's for, that's what I do. That's why I do it. I need to regroup.
Speaker 2:You just look at the other person and you say, listen, I need five minutes. Now I do it all the time. I'm a big fan of the hang up. Oh yeah, I hang up on everyone. You start pissing me off. Nope, I'm not doing this. Nope, middle finger, because I will say something that I don't necessarily mean.
Speaker 2:That will be hurtful, okay, well, you'll push me too far right and I will allow you to do that, and that's on me, that's all right. That's on me if I allow you to push me that far. Yeah, that's on me, right. I should know better. So that's what I do know better and that's when I hang up yeah right because it says everything.
Speaker 1:It's like the non uh visual middle finger yes, you can't see it, but you know right did you just hang out with me?
Speaker 2:oh my god. No, I think you just had a faulty connection oh I just ran.
Speaker 1:I, oh my gosh.
Speaker 2:Then people call back. They're like did you hang up on me? No, I'm going through a bad area. You know what I mean.
Speaker 1:You don't tell them I have done that. Oh yeah, but you need that though. If you're getting into the situation where it's getting heated, I need to step back and I will do the silent treatment. I walk out or just not talk for a little bit.
Speaker 2:I need my own time, Of course everyone does, because I need to reflect.
Speaker 1:That's the correct way to do it, though.
Speaker 2:Yes, but people don't see it like that. Yeah, there are some people that will just follow you into every room and start asking a question, like just please leave me alone for a few minutes. I can't get my thoughts together, right, true?
Speaker 2:Knock it off, you'll make it worse. And then that's when I explode, yeah. And they're like why are you acting like this? You fucking retarded. I've been asking you for 20 minutes to leave me alone, right, you just keep coming at me. I explode. You're like why are you acting like this? It's so true, you dude you.
Speaker 1:That's what falls into the. You're stupid, You're stupid, oh.
Speaker 2:God, yeah, it drives me nuts. Yeah, the silent treatment is not a weapon. It should never be.
Speaker 1:I don't think it's a weapon.
Speaker 2:Because I personally go silent Right To make sure that I'm right or wrong in what I'm saying. Correct, I'll sit there, I'll reflect. It could take five minutes, right. It could take five days, right, I don't know. I have to think about the whole thing, yep, and it depends upon the severity of whatever the situation is, of course. So, and it's not like I'm avoiding you, but I don't want to say anything to you until I'm ready to say something to you.
Speaker 1:Correct, which actually is a very nice or good way to go about any kind of situation. Right, because, like you said, you don't want to hurt the person's feelings and you want to figure out what happened, what went wrong. If it's me, her, both, whatever, guys, whatever, same thing.
Speaker 2:But in the meantime the other party is literally steaming.
Speaker 1:Lighting your phone up like a Christmas tree, yep.
Speaker 2:It's like let it go man.
Speaker 1:It's not helping the situation, just stop.
Speaker 2:Dubs TF. Take a hint here. Have this chill pill, muscle relaxer, whatever's going to put you to sleep.
Speaker 1:Call me in a couple days.
Speaker 2:Here have some allergy medication. It may cause drowsiness.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Just sleep it off, just sleep it off.
Speaker 2:Just take a hard quick nap. Don't talk to me for the rest of your life. Oh my God. Yeah, there are a lot of times that I do things wrong. Yes, and I don't seem like that.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:And an argument will start. Sure, and I have to take five minutes at least. Yeah, what the fuck did I do here? Right, I do it wrong. Right was it me.
Speaker 1:Oh it was me oh all right, I gotta apologize, right? Of course, sometimes it's other people too that just you know get under the skin and you're trying to figure out a nice way to just like I need five.
Speaker 2:You just drive me insane but when you, when I'm doing that, you start coming in and coming at me yeah, yeah, gotcha. Well then I'm like all right, you know what bitch For me, you know what bitch? Yeah, now I'm not going to talk to you at all because you're ruining it. Because you're ruining it, you can't even give me, you're overstepping my boundaries. So now I'm going to give you the silent treatment, and you deserve to know what the fuck I'm thinking Right Now. You're going to sit there and stew, yeah, and you just escalated everything where it didn't need to go Right.
Speaker 1:So for now it was five minutes. I'm not talking to you. I'm not talking to you for five years. Bye.
Speaker 2:We're getting divorced yeah. All right, and the next one is boy. We're completely different. Regarding physical affection, that's a true story. I hate being touched. I hate being touched okay, a lot of the women yes, that I've been, uh, lucky enough to be in a relationship with, have loved it and they wanted it right. I do not hold hands yes, I cannot stand that gross sweatiness. Okay it, it's just odd.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:And I'm sorry that you see it in movies and everybody thinks it's sweet. It sucks, but that's okay. So just taking a shower together it sucks. Everybody's like, oh, let's take a shower together, it's hot. Ew, it's sexy. No, get out of my way, I'm trying to shower, fuck this. And water is the worst lubricant on the planet here we go.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, sorry, tell you wow tell you that for free I hate it, I yeah okay, yeah, I get that sex on the beach. Do you really want sand up there? No, no, you don't yeah, no, why don't you just take a piece of sandpaper, wipe your tush with it? Oh my, jesus christ, it's so stupid yeah, but time out you.
Speaker 1:So time out just because those things you don't like, you have other ways of showing people you care about them. So that's not like you don't like complete non-affection it's not my fault.
Speaker 2:I'm 12 inches long oh no, I'm not.
Speaker 1:We're gonna beat that one right out that's funny, because it's totally not true.
Speaker 2:It's not true, it's just funny you.
Speaker 1:This is why you're my second best audience Took me right off that I wasn't expecting that one.
Speaker 2:I know. That's why I said it. God almighty, this is a family program.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we have to keep it clean here.
Speaker 2:Like I said, you got to get rid of that one Physical attraction, though, is physical affection, not attraction, is a big thing. It is. I'm not necessarily, I do not like PDA.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 2:Unless it's, you know, on the front lawn while cars are driving by. Other than that, uh-uh, uh-uh. Okay, no, that was another one.
Speaker 1:You didn't know what I was going to say I was afraid and I didn't say anything. I'm like where's?
Speaker 2:she going with this. But there there are a lot of people that are like me. Yeah, they don't want to be touched, they don't want to be hugged and kissed. That's fine, like all the time. There are also some other people that need it.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Which I don't understand why you need it.
Speaker 1:Clingy. It doesn't make sense, it doesn't compute, they're insecure and they need to be solidified in their relationship, like, oh, please touch me. I don't like the term insecure on this one here.
Speaker 2:Okay, they want to be reassured, yes, but that could be deemed insecure. But no, I might be insecure for not wanting it at all. I'm not sure if I'm worthy of it, so you really can't use insecure here on either one.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know about that.
Speaker 2:I don't like it because people fucking annoy me.
Speaker 1:I just hate them. It's a true statement that is a true statement. I actually do like it from time to time. I don't need it 24-7. But if I'm in the mood, whatever, I would appreciate it sometimes.
Speaker 2:I don't need it all the time. My other thought on this If you give somebody a hug every five minutes, it loses its importance. Its meaning Like if somebody were to die and you gave them a hug Right. Well, you hug them every five minutes, so what does it mean? Now I get a hug from you every five minutes.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:It's like if you do it too much, Well, its meaning I get what you're saying.
Speaker 1:Too much of a good thing. Well, yes, yes, I get that.
Speaker 2:So you want like flowers? No, you're not getting any flowers. I mean, no one is.
Speaker 1:Why is that?
Speaker 2:Because they die in like three days.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'll give you that I actually don't do flowers much. Why would you buy somebody flowers?
Speaker 2:two flowers much. Here's a bunch of rotten weeds that you're going to throw out in five days. They're not rotten weeds, they're pretty. It's the thought that counts.
Speaker 1:It is If I send my flowers to friends or whatever. I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2:They will die, but it's the thought that counts, then let me send you a stripper gram.
Speaker 1:Oh, wow. It's the thought that counts. A stripper gram.
Speaker 2:Yeah, okay, I'll send you one Big guy with a crank. Look at me Singing a song and shit.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, this has gone so sideways, such quick time, oh my God.
Speaker 2:Can you watch TV with anyone? I can not.
Speaker 1:You talk a lot.
Speaker 2:I talk a lot when I don't want to watch it. Tonight we were watching Reacher earlier.
Speaker 1:Yeah right. And I love that show Me too.
Speaker 2:I was in a different mood today, though.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But I would have shut up and watched it because I want to watch that show. Yeah, if I want to watch the show, I don't talk. I agree If I've either seen it a thousand times or don't want to watch it all. Oh man, I'll just make fun. Don't shut up.
Speaker 1:It's like mystery, science, theater 3000 god, just sitting there painful commenting on it. Oh, why would they do that? That doesn't make sense. I was wearing a pink shirt, it's so true, yeah, yeah, I would like watching tv with people, though I do I don't, you can't, it's impossible and I don't know why people even it's a setup for failure. That's not true. Why is it a setup for failure?
Speaker 2:to watch TV with somebody I can't.
Speaker 1:That's so ridiculous to say.
Speaker 2:I can't watch TV with anybody because I just binge, and I will stay up for 14 hours straight so Watching. Tv People out there that do binge If you don't. I've already watched every episode. We're done as far as I'm concerned, and now you're pissed because I watched every episode. You can't. Everybody has a different way of going about watching.
Speaker 1:TV. Okay, I'll give you that, but I still think watching TV.
Speaker 2:You don't have to give it to me. I'm right, you're wrong.
Speaker 1:As usual, here we go. That's your opinion.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty ugly, I'm skinny, or fat I'm smart smrt. Wow, oh god really. And then every single person on this planet is a is a terrible, terrible listener. Listening is like driving nobody can do it, okay. No, everybody on this planet is a bad listener Everyone on the planet.
Speaker 1:The billions and billions of people on this world are bad listeners.
Speaker 2:I can prove it by this podcast alone, go. All of us talk over each other, all of us.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well.
Speaker 2:Every single one of us.
Speaker 1:We do.
Speaker 2:Nobody stops and fucking listens. I do. I myself I'm guilty of this.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I'm not singling anybody out, but nobody listens. As soon as you say something, a thought pops in my head and I got to get it out.
Speaker 1:That is yeah, but that's me yeah.
Speaker 2:That's what I do, yep. So we have a waiting and being patient.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know what? I can go and guarantee you that I have no patience at all for anything anymore. I just don't have patience for anything. Patience is gone Out the door.
Speaker 2:The world feels the same. Yeah, so everybody's a bad listener, and number nine is sometimes. They just won't stop talking.
Speaker 1:Well, there you go, everybody it's Ditto.
Speaker 2:I agree, but the difference between myself and everyone else is, I admit it, I talk too much. That's why we have a podcast. It doesn't stop, it just keeps coming. It does. You could be sitting there just out of the shower, fresh out of the shower. I'm like you, fucking clean enough. I got something to say always something to say.
Speaker 1:Always, always, always, always, always, sitting just minding my own business. You have something to say always I do.
Speaker 2:Yep, it's usually derogatory towards you, yeah, but there's always something to say, right? Plus, I'll be down in the kitchen like making bagels and I'll just be singing to myself I.
Speaker 1:I have heard that.
Speaker 2:I started a podcast literally because I need to hear myself talk.
Speaker 1:Oh, you start talking to somebody. I'm like what the heck? Is he talking to me? Anybody in the room Himself? What's going on right now?
Speaker 2:I talk to myself, Just so I have. It's like maybe I'm schizophrenic. I don't know who am I talking to. I don't know. Oh, it's Kevin this time. Oh, I'm glad. Oh, hi, I'm Fred. What the fuck. I'm always talking to him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you are always talking. Shit has to come out of my mouth, or I'm not happy?
Speaker 2:Seriously, I'm not kidding.
Speaker 1:That is a very true statement.
Speaker 2:And so it brings me back to the not listening. Yeah, and I said none of us do, because we we are constantly over talking everybody. I know I do it, so I'm very conscious about the other person talking, so we're not over talking each other and we put on a an episode that's easy to listen to, right, we fail a lot. Well, yeah, we do, but and people still listen yeah, they are, but a lot of it's my fault. I'm not leading in a good direction because I can't stop talking. Let's take the blame here.
Speaker 1:That is true.
Speaker 2:Indecisiveness.
Speaker 1:Oh you, that's your biggest pet peeve.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've got to say that's probably one of your biggest pet peeves you ask a question and they were like oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what? I don't ask a question. I'm asking what's going to happen for something, and I don't know Because I don't plan. I don't plan for anything, I just go with what's going on, I couldn't care less. And then, whatever it is, let's shits and giggles. This really happens. You happens. You and casey are usually here a lot right or recording everything, and it's noon and one of you is like I'm hungry, are we gonna eat? I was like what do you feel like? And both of you I don't know what do you want?
Speaker 1:that's what I was trying to say. What do you want?
Speaker 2:and that drives me off a fucking wall. Don't ask me a question if you don't know your own answer yeah, but then we'll answer. We'll answer you and you're like I don't know your own answer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but then we'll answer.
Speaker 2:We'll answer you and you're like I don't want that, so you do that anyway, the other thing I find females doing and this is not to knock females, but I find it more with females than males we would be sitting there watching TV and you two just start gabbing in the middle of a show. It's like, dude, wait for the commercial. Really You'll turn and ask Dude? Or even worse, you know how you got to watch Netflix and the ad comes on for like 45 seconds. You got to sit through it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then here's this 45-second ad. As soon as that ad is done, you turn and look at me like so what do you think about this? You couldn't ask me that during that 45 second ad, when we could have talked. What the fucking shit it's like? Are you serious right now?
Speaker 1:I don't remember doing that, but let me know if I do that, because that would annoy the shit out of me too.
Speaker 2:I'm still researching this because I want to see if guys do it too, because I don't think they do, or not nearly as much at least. Okay, women will literally wait until the commercial's over and then start asking you questions what are we going to do next week? What the fuck?
Speaker 1:Movie. You can't be asked that question anyway, because you don't even know what the hell you're doing five minutes from there.
Speaker 2:That's besides the point. The point is you had 45 full seconds to ask me anything you wanted. You sat there on your phone and as soon as the thing was over, you stop and you turn and you're like ow, what are we going to do? What the fuck? No, not now, motherfucker. Wow, the show's back on. What the hell? Women in general are just indecisive. They are they're indecisive when it's a stupid thing, like if you were decorating a room in a house. You know exactly what you want. Yes, right, right when you want lunch. I don't know. Whatever you want.
Speaker 1:The fuck. Well, I said before two seconds ago, I'll say something, and you're like no, I don't want that. Well, you asked me what you wanted for lunch and then I answer you and you say you don't want it. So it's like we're stuck with a rock and a hard place. No, yes, no, you've done that before.
Speaker 2:No shit, everyone does. My point is you asked me the question what's for lunch. I said whatever you want, I'll find something on the menu, right, doesn't matter. What do you want? I don't know. Whatever you want, oh, so now I got to look up lunch. Are you passing the torch?
Speaker 1:What the fuck is this shit? Not one.
Speaker 2:Here's one that I think is funny, but I don't agree with it. So it says here my wife took singing lessons as a kid. She's certain that she has a great voice, but she doesn't. I don't care if you have a great voice or not. Fucking, sing that shit out, dude. Everybody should sing. Whether you're good or bad, it doesn't matter, because it makes you feel good.
Speaker 1:I was going to say it's a feel good thing.
Speaker 2:If somebody gets pissed off at that, you're the problem. You're at number two where you're just stupid Refer to number two. Yeah, see, number two. You're an idiot If you want to sing fucking sing. I'm 100% okay with that. I'm a bad singer.
Speaker 1:I'll sing whatever the fuck I want, because it makes me feel good, exactly, don't ever take that away from somebody. The fuck I want, because it makes me feel good, exactly, oh yeah, no, I think it's a great, so don't ever take that away from somebody.
Speaker 2:Nope, I agree. What are you choking on?
Speaker 1:I have no idea. You're sneezing, you're choking.
Speaker 2:This room smells like you. I got to get some air conditioning in here or something.
Speaker 1:You're going to edit that shit out right now.
Speaker 2:I'm leaving that part. Nope, that's funny, nope, oh, I do this. I drag my feet.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:When I do not want to do something, I drag it and it makes things worse.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And I often pay for it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Big time.
Speaker 1:Big time.
Speaker 2:And you would think, by now I would have learned no Hell, no, hell, no. So this puts me at number two. I'm an idiot, stupid, yep, dumbass, but that's also not really a reason to hate somebody or not like them anymore.
Speaker 1:No, I mean, I'd rather, I'm just, I don't procrastinate, I have to get it done. Can you feel loved? But?
Speaker 2:not wanted.
Speaker 1:You just cut me off.
Speaker 2:I did because we're way over. We're at 30 minutes now.
Speaker 1:Are you serious?
Speaker 2:Yes, wow, and we still have more to go.
Speaker 1:Well, just pick out the important ones then.
Speaker 2:It's too late. We're at the end. Okay, I have to cut it down. So, yes, I did talk over you. Yes, I cut you off. Yes, I said shut up. You're at number two.
Speaker 1:Wow.
Speaker 2:Harvard is not waiting for your letter.
Speaker 1:I don't want to go to Harvard, they're not waiting for it, don't worry. I never wanted to.
Speaker 2:That's my favorite insult. Yeah, harvard's not waiting for you. That means you're stupid. Anyway, we are way over. This is going to be a long one. But, whatever it was fun.
Speaker 1:It was fun. We didn't even finish it.
Speaker 2:Well, give us one more. All right, everything else about them is perfect, but I could say something, and it just goes quiet.
Speaker 1:What is that? Everything else is perfect.
Speaker 2:Everything else is great, right, but you say something and that person dwells on it for days at a time.
Speaker 1:Well then, it's not perfect, that's right.
Speaker 2:Refer to number two, please. Here's another one Snoring. Oh, I don't like sleeping with people. It's becoming more and more. Well, no, I like sleeping with people, but not in the same bed to actually sleep.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 2:I need a different room. First of all. I need it for them and I need it for me. I'm a snorer yes, you are and then I get so aggravated that the other person is snoring and everybody f***ing snores.
Speaker 1:Oh yes.
Speaker 2:I don't care what you say, correct, I have yet to be in a bedroom with another person. That does not snore.
Speaker 1:Everyone snores in some capacity. Everybody does I do Right.
Speaker 2:Just admit it.
Speaker 1:You know you do, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I can't hear it. Yeah, no shit.
Speaker 1:Well, because you're sleeping.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you've become used to it. But everybody snores, yeah, but everybody snores yeah, and I can't sometimes take it when someone else snores. Yeah, oh, interesting, which is awful yeah that's awful, because I saw wood.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You fall asleep on the couch football game. You're out, I'm out. The noises that come out of your mouth. I think your kid chucked a freaking ball at you Just to make you laugh.
Speaker 2:Check his pulse. Check his pulse. Yes, yeah, I'm terrible at it, you are. I snore, but and I also, it's just, it's I. I shouldn't say I don't like it. I do, but sometimes it's just Too much.
Speaker 1:I get it.
Speaker 2:I don't know how to. I don't know how to put it. I get it Like I like spending time In the bed With my significant other, but there are times where I just wish I could get the hell out, and that should be all right.
Speaker 1:It should be all right.
Speaker 2:There should be times where I could do it and times where I don't feel that way, and vice versa by the way Right.
Speaker 1:Of course, Vice versa.
Speaker 2:That you just go into another room, right.
Speaker 1:Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 2:Well, the other person gets butt hurt, then they have a problem. Well, we already know this. Yes.
Speaker 1:All right Refer to number two.
Speaker 2:We took a lot longer to do this than I thought we were going to.
Speaker 1:It was a fun topic.
Speaker 2:That's because I'm always fun. Oh boy Based on my overall personality, how awesome I am, my intelligence and the fact that I'm a prophet. This was fun, because this is what I knew was going to be fun.
Speaker 1:Hey Ditto, refer to number two.
Speaker 2:No, that's on you now for even saying that You're bridging intelligence. I wouldn't say otherwise. Anyway, we are at the end. Okay, you're going away for a week. I am, thank God. Wow, we're going away for a week. I am Thank God. Wow, we're going to miss you with every bullet.
Speaker 1:Yep, thanks a lot.
Speaker 2:Travel safe.
Speaker 1:Thank you.
Speaker 2:When you get back, come up, catch up.
Speaker 1:I will.
Speaker 2:All right, we will see you later. Okay, all right, everybody, thanks for listening. Go to Socketub tvcom. Like and subscribe. Uh, check out everything we've got going on. I just put up new blogs. The uh store did shut down for a little bit because the campaign's ended, but we'll get back to that and, as always, be good. Hey, everybody, it's ditto.
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