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The Hello Kitty Identity Mystery
Is Hello Kitty actually a little girl? Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of disbelief and laughter as we grapple with the astonishing claim from Hello Kitty's creator. We question how a character with whiskers, ears, and a tail can be anything but a cat. Get ready for an uproarious debate as we try to make sense of this bizarre revelation and share our spontaneous, unfiltered reactions. From delving into the anatomy of Hello Kitty's family to contemplating the absurdity of this identity twist, this episode will keep you on the edge of your seat and chuckling all the way.
But that’s just the tip of the iceberg. We also dive headfirst into the wacky world of pronouns and identity politics. Imagine identifying simply as "pronoun" to avoid any confusion—yes, we went there. With humorous anecdotes and no-holds-barred commentary, we explore the quirks and complexities of modern identity. Whether you’re here for the laughs, the thought-provoking discussions, or just to see how far we can push the envelope, this episode promises to be a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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Socky, doomy, holy cow. I just watched a reel where the inventor, creator of Hello Kitty, said that it's a little girl, not a cat. She's not a cat. She's not a cat. What the hell is she?
Speaker 2:They say that she's not a cat and she's a little girl.
Speaker 1:She's a weird looking, casper.
Speaker 2:She's got ears and whiskers.
Speaker 1:I think it's one dimensional.
Speaker 2:I think that she has a tail. She has a pet cat and a pet cat that looks just like her.
Speaker 1:Her and her twin sister. What is it, mimi?
Speaker 2:I don't remember, but her whole family is cats, isn't?
Speaker 1:that what you call one of those things on the internet, a Mimi I don't know A meme. A meme. Yeah, I'm so lost with all this technological stuff. I don't know what the hell's going on anymore. All I'm saying is are you serious with that? You want to call that thing a girl.
Speaker 2:I understand.
Speaker 1:Listen, I understand it's a female. Don't get me started with the three apples. You don't even know where that started. You don't know where it started. She ripped it off. I'm a little aggravated with Hello Kitty Creator. I don't even know her name? I don't know her name In case you hadn't noticed, we took a quick break there to find out her name. Her name is what Jill Crotch.
Speaker 2:So she's the senior vice president of the company, and it's Jill Cotch.
Speaker 1:Jill Crotch.
Speaker 2:But it's, yeah, I mean it's a Japanese company. It's Sanrio or Sanrio.
Speaker 1:Either way, they ripped off the Smurfs Three apples high and on every weekday.
Speaker 2:I guess I never heard that.
Speaker 1:By the way, she says they weigh three apples.
Speaker 2:And they're five apples high.
Speaker 1:What else is five apples high? That dude was right A cat, a goddamn cat, a goddamn cat.
Speaker 2:You can't put whiskers on a little girl and not say it's a cat.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry this gender confusion is going out of control and it's time to stop it. You can't identify it as a cat if you're biologically not a cat anyway, I don't have any problem with pronouns and all that stuff. I just want to be referred to as pronoun from now on.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, that's a good thing.
Speaker 1:Just refer to me as pronoun, that way you can't get it wrong. Hey, pronoun did this, pronoun did that?
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's going to go well for you.
Speaker 1:I literally tried to apply for something and it asked me for the pronoun and I wrote pronoun. Did you really?
Speaker 2:It wouldn't accept it. Did you really it wouldn't accept it?
Speaker 1:I just ignore that it accepts caps, it accepts paper, it accepts tree, it accepts foundation, it accepts everything but pronoun.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 1:Yes, which is freaking weird, weird. I was like what the hell is going on here? Why can't I just be referred to as pronoun Pronoun's awesome. Pronoun kicks butt. Pronoun put out a podcast. That is slaying it. Pronoun put on a podcast. It's slang.
Speaker 2:Slang.
Speaker 1:Pronoun rules.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:I want to be pronoun. That's what I'm going to. That's what I'm going to Identify myself as now. That way, nobody can be Insensitive to me, offended. I can't be offended by anybody, right? They can't be insensitive to me. And it encompasses everything my. I identify as pronoun. If you can identify as a cat and you can make a cat a little girl, I'm pronoun. I am pronoun, that's it. Game over.
Speaker 2:The weird part about the whole cat thing cat hello kitty. Wasn't she around in like the 70s? You know they drew that thing as a cat. Now they're turning it around and making it a little girl. There's no way she was a cat when they started drawing that thing.
Speaker 1:Do not get me into the level of stupidity that people are at these days. I'm sitting here across from you as we're talking about this, saying I am pronoun.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:This is how far down we've gone. So I'm allowed to say that's dumb, because it's dumb, oh, it's completely dumb, but it's where we're going, and people won't. They refuse to see it. I get that everybody has their own identities, everybody. But it's where we're going, and people won't. They refuse to see it. I get that. Everybody has their own identities. Everybody has their own life, whatever. I'm not trying to be insensitive to it, but you cannot keep up with it, and so in order to just hedge it.
Speaker 1:I'm pronoun. You can't offend me. I can't be offended. I'm pronoun. Okay, talk to me later. All right, pronoun, I'm Pronoun. Okay, talk to me later. All right, pronoun, all right, pronoun. Catch you later. Pronoun, pronoun, put on a good show today. Pronoun's funny Pronoun sucks Pronoun, pronoun, and you will get so tired of saying Pronoun.
Speaker 2:I'm already tired of it.
Speaker 1:Yeah that at some point you'll realize how obnoxiously stupid it really is. I'm sorry, you're not a cat and that Hello Kitty is not a little girl. Cut the shit Seriously At some point in time. Just knock it off. Stop trying to be so sensitive to everybody. That's a cat, it's a cat. You're not fooling us. You're not fooling us. What are you trying to do? What the hell are you trying to do? It blows my skirt up, really blows my skirt up. Okay, I'll tell you that for free. I will tell you that for free. I got a lot to go on. There'll be more of these little snippets. That was a motorcycle. Did you hear that? I went off on them the other day. He said it was a motorcycle rider. Anyway, that anyway. That being said, I can't take it.
Speaker 1:I know I can't that was the most absurd thing I've ever seen here. Here's a yellow sticky note.
Speaker 2:Tell me it's pink right, it's pretty much what that is tell me it's pink.
Speaker 1:It's like go fuck yourself. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. What are you doing? It's I can't take it. Blows my skirt up. Tell you that for free. We're gonna end right here. This is a snippet, not a real show, because I could go on for hours yeah, we don't want that don't let me blow up. We got to do a new episode soon where I just let loose because I'm getting heated right guys like and subscribe.
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