The Debate Dish

Could boxed mac and cheese ever hold a candle to the homemade goodness? We take a stand in our latest gastronomical gabfest, where we cook up some piping hot takes on the comfort food classic. And hold onto your pizza peels – we're also dishing out the cheesy controversy of pineapple on pizza. It's a feast of opinions, complete with a side of fruit-infused beer debate that’ll quench your thirst for spirited discourse. Get ready to savor each bite and sip of this mouthwatering exchange that's as rich and varied as the flavors we're discussing.

Then, we leap from the culinary world into the heart of the age-old cats versus dogs rivalry, pawing through the personal quirks that endear us to our four-legged friends. Allergies, zodiac signs, and even pet bathroom habits – nothing's off-limits in our creature feature. And for dessert, we press start on a playful yet pointed conversation about adults and video games. Plug in and level up with us as we navigate through the pixelated jungle of adulthood; are video games mere child's play, or is there more to the game than meets the eye? Grab your favorite snack and settle in – this debate is as engaging and lively as a multiplayer match with your best friends.

Transcript

Speaker 2 0:19

Socky.

Speaker 1 0:20

Doobie. No, we're about to just have some off-the-cuff fun right here. It's going to be a promo and it's going to be a lot of fucking fun, all right. First of all, why is mac and cheese so popular?

Speaker 2 0:31

I don't know why mac and cheese is so popular. I wasn't supposed to swear. You're all right. All right.

Speaker 1 0:36

I'll put it it's R-rated.

Speaker 2 0:40

I actually like box mac and cheese, just throwing it out there.

Speaker 1 0:43

I'm glad you went with mac and cheese. After that I thought you were going to stop at box. Oh wow, here we go. Box mac and cheese is crap. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's processed. It tastes like junk Nope, it does not. You want real mac and cheese. You want real mac and cheese. Wait you make it by hand. That's bullshit. You throw some American cheese on there, a little salt, a little butter, bam done. And not only that, but you got to use a little pasta water in there too.

Speaker 2 1:10

That's bullshit.

Speaker 1 1:11

Sweeten's the deal, bro I don't think so.

Speaker 2 1:13

Oh yeah, You're going with the Kraft mac and cheese box. Bam done, Hands down. That's because you're lazy and you Moving on Next subject.

Speaker 1 1:24

All right, all right. Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Speaker 2 1:28

You know what I got to say? I wasn't a fan until I tried it. And I got to say it belongs on pizza. It's like putting fruit in beer. People want fruit in beer.

Speaker 1 1:36

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:37

What's wrong with that?

Speaker 1 1:38

I don't know if I should say it Go ahead, no fruit in beer. Nah, that's bullshit. Fruit does not belong in beer.

Speaker 2 1:46

Fruit does not belong on pizza, neither does sauce. I like pineapple on pizza, and fruit does belong in beer Sauce sucks.

Speaker 1 1:53

That's your opinion. You do not mix pineapple with tomato sauce. I love pineapple. I hate tomatoes. They're a vile weed.

Speaker 2 2:00

Yeah, well, I actually tried it and I was going to say I didn't like it, but I tried it. It was pretty good. So, moving on, you just don't know what you're missing.

Speaker 1 2:09

Oh, I know what I'm missing. You know what I'm not missing Vomiting after I eat it. That's for sure. Okay, oh God, all right. Which one's better, cats or?

Speaker 2 2:20

dogs. Oh, dogs, hand down, hands down, dogs Time out, though I got to say I wasn't allergic to cats. I'd probably go with cats too, but I think I have a better thing with dogs.

Speaker 1 2:32

I, being a Leo, prefer cats Really yes.

Speaker 2 2:35

Oh, because you're a Leo, we're going to use that. Yeah, they take care of themselves. They go to the bathroom by themselves.

Speaker 1 2:39

You don't have 11 o'clock at night from a pre-slumber slumber Time out To take the cat out, no Time out.

Speaker 2 2:47

You could train dogs to do the same thing.

Speaker 1 2:49

Yeah, outside, no, no, I've never seen a dog litter box.

Speaker 2 2:53

Not litter box. I've seen dogs take a pee in a toilet bowl. I'm telling you right now Ain't nobody got that kind of time Okay.

Speaker 1 3:01

Well, that's on.

Speaker 2 3:01

you Ain't nobody got that kind of time. Dogs are very highly intelligent. They're just like cats.

Speaker 1 3:05

That's why, well, no, never mind. Okay, I guess we're moving on. Now. The big one Ooh, this is the big one before the last one. Last one Should adults play video games?

Speaker 2 3:16

Ooh, hmm, I'm going to go with no, unless. You really have no life and you're a loser. Wow, that's rude.

Speaker 1 3:29

I'm just saying throwing it out there. I play video games every day.

Speaker 2 3:31

You do not play video games every day.

Speaker 1 3:33

I play a lot of video games a lot of the time Okay.

Speaker 2 3:36

I play video games. Sometimes I don't live by them and come home after a long day of work and go to my basement and play video games.

Speaker 1 3:43

Why should adults not play video games?

Speaker 2 3:45

I think there's more. Okay, that's your decision.

Speaker 1 3:53

I enjoy living in my mother's basement. Okay, I don't have to pay anything and I can make all the mac and cheese I want.

Speaker 2 4:01

And are you online with like 10-year-olders trying to beat things on Fortnite?

Speaker 1 4:05

Oh, I talk the shit out of them. Oh, my God, I'm so nasty to those people Because I'm so good at the video games. I beat 10-year-olds all the time.

Speaker 2 4:14

Great. How do you feel about that?

Speaker 1 4:16

I feel awesome, I won, you're great. If they beat me, I get ticked. I just shut the game off and I go upstairs and pout Pout.

Speaker 2 4:22

Yeah, lock yourself in a bathroom and just pout.

Speaker 1 4:24

Oh, hell, yeah, and I don't come out for three days until those 10-year-olds start start messaging me and talking like hey, where'd you go?

Speaker 2 4:33

Yeah, let's go back. Where are you?

Speaker 1 4:35

I once lost my voice because I was yelling so loud at them.

Speaker 2 4:39

I did. I'm not saying adults shouldn't play. I don't think their whole life should be like kids do. What I'm saying to you is that I don't think adults should do them at all.

Speaker 1 4:47

You're judging me. I'm totally judging you, you're judging me. I am Could.

Speaker 2 4:50

I'm judging you, you're judging me, I am. Could be why I don't get laid. Oh well, that's a personal problem. I can't help with that. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 4:56

Well, I'm still going to play him. Okay, I've invested this much time so far, I might as well just keep going.

Speaker 2 5:03

Good for you.

Speaker 1 5:05

Now, seeing as you're laughing.

Speaker 2 5:07

I am.

Speaker 1 5:09

Is laughter truly the best medicine. Totally agree. Fucking pills man.

Speaker 2 5:11

Yeah, and you know what? That's a good subject we shouldn't talk about because laughter is the best medicine. No pills are. Did you say?

Speaker 1 5:17

pills, pills, pills is the best medicine, heart medication, stuff for your thyroids, gastrointestinal problems You'll probably have a sec.

Speaker 2 5:29

Okay, we're going to definitely have a debate on that one, because laughter is the best medicine. Laughter gets you out of a bad mood. It just like derails stress. When you laugh, your whole mood lightens. How can you say pills are better?

Speaker 1 5:44

I play video games. You know what Choose story? Yeah.

Speaker 2 5:48

I forgot who I'm talking to. I play video games, so I don't laugh.

Speaker 1 5:53

None of this is really funny to me. I don't think it's funny you put pineapple on pizza. Okay, Wow, I don't think it's funny. You like box mac and cheese?

Speaker 2 6:01

Okay, you know what? Get out of your freaking hole right now.

Speaker 1 6:04

No, yes, I will not Okay. I'm going to go back into only thing that loves me. Okay, even my mother doesn't love me.

Speaker 2 6:15

Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 6:16

Every day she asks me to leave.

Speaker 2 6:18

Well, if you play video games and didn't leave your basement, I would tell you to leave too.

Speaker 1 6:24

I think she's mad at the laundry.

Speaker 2 6:25

That piles up all over the place, yeah basically. Because you can't put it away.

Speaker 1 6:31

I'm too busy playing video games and eating mac and cheese. Oh my God, I can't put my laundry away, ain't? Nobody got time for that? Ain't nobody got time for that Laundry? Nobody blows my skirt up. I'll take that for free. Well, this has been fun. This has been fun. Now I want you to get the hell out of here.

Speaker 2 6:47

Okay, bye-bye.

Speaker 1 6:48

I got video games to play.

Speaker 2 6:49

Catch you later.

Speaker 1 6:51

As always, be good Saki Domi.